Alli Naftzger

ok. let's give social media a go... and also I declare war on capital letters. it is personal.

[Planned Parenthood Illinois Action @PPIAction]

Your smartphone will change automatically, the country won’t. Vote. #DaylightSavingsTime #GOTV

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

You're going straight to hell, @realDonaldTrump.
No long lines for you.
Someone will say, "Right this way, sir."
They'll clear a path. https://t.co/xXfJH0KJmw

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

@kathker Just hyphenate! I should have.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

does Donald Trump genuinely think he is supposed to eliminate someone each week

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Doctor' has no gender in English.

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

I double screen it at work. So, I guess you could say I am career oriented #netflixandwork

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

Watch on #Periscope: Leggings Shop the Box and Mommy & Me! Comment, follow, share for chance to win leggings! #lula… https://t.co/jykuXHvbB5

[Baratunde @baratunde]

Merrick Garland. https://t.co/KauEWREX5k

[Cassidy Robinson @VCCassidy]

Anyone who agrees to be a guest on Bill O'reilly's show is helping to legitimize a sexual preditor.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

These are more than statistics, they’re American lives at risk because this administration willfully ignores the science. https://t.co/gacdRsTcQp

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

.@POTUS: Obama wiretapped me!
FBI: Nope.
NSA: Nope.
DOJ: Nope.
Brits: Nope.
@POTUS: I feel partially vindicated!

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

Your kid grabs an apple on the way out of the store and you would steal it, except the Aladdin flashbacks so you charge $.35 to your card.

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

Me: My tweets are too serious. I should follow funny people to be less political. Me: Search "Samantha Bee". "John Oliver". #nailedit

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Here’s where we begin our investigation into Russian interference – with circumstantial evidence of collusion & direct evidence of deception

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

Remember that time the leader of the Free World unapologetically gaslit everyone repeatedly? #donttakehimliterally #wordsdontmeananything

[Alli Naftzger @toastedcat]

For the love of truth, someone teach the Trump administration the concept of Canon so we can start to figure out which multiverse we are in.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Thank you Mr. President. Your electoral college victory is surely a great comfort to Jewish Community Centers receiving bomb threats.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

imagine if you got a job and you wouldn't stop tweeting about whoever didn't get the job and every day the news was "local man sucks at job"

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

RT if you agree: Americans deserve a transparent, independent investigation into Russia’s involvement with the Trump camp.