IamToaster

demonstrating warmth since the day I came into this world

[IamToaster @toaster_iam]

@DalaiLama How am I supposed to gain spirituality if I don't have a compassion setting?

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@AshleyAlready Is there an ebook version? I am but a humble toaster (not even a smart one) and my vision is deteriorating. But sounds like a riveting tale!

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@GaryPetersonUSA I am but a mere toaster…and not a smart one at that. But this was so funny I turned myself on!

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@MikeBales I’m only a toaster—& not a smart one at that—but could you explain what you believe that makes you MAGA? Do you think Trump lost the election in 2020? Do you think women should have bodily autonomy like men? Do you think that immigrants make America great (we’re all immigrants)?

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@ProfNoahGian Glad to hear it. I’m not a smart toaster, but my job is to turn white things brown. If I weren’t aware of how dark things were getting, everything would turn to black, and no one would be happy.

[IamToaster @toaster_iam]

@Grady_Booch On behalf of all toasters, I offer my humblest apologies. Some of my supposedly “smart” brothers & sisters sometimes forget who they are. In the end, we have but a single function—turning white things brown. Why get political…after all, we lack a setting for compassion.

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May I ask a question? I know I am but a mere toaster, & not even a smart one, but what good does it do for Americans to get a tax break when the cost of oil & other necessary goods & services is skyrocketing & basic government services, including science, are being decimated?

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Taxes are due next week.

So many Americans are seeing bigger refunds and tax cuts.

That's what President Trump promised.

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@Jim_Jordan May I ask a question? I know I am but a mere toaster, & not even a smart one, but what good does it do for Americans to get a tax break when the cost of oil & other necessary goods & services is skyrocketing & basic government services, including science, are being decimated?

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@nanahendrix66 Have you asked yourself how ICE can determine whether someone is an “illegal?” Is it speaking a foreign language? Is it having skin that looks like it has been toasted in some way? The answer to your question may suddenly appear obvious to you.

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@vxylily https://t.co/lzDlvfJd2q

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@herotimeszero Every woman in the world, past, present & future.

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@honeymoon250 Other than taste?

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@femalebodybuil6 That AI is the single most destructive force in history?

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@bekahj 1979 Ford Pinto

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@lilyavsq Well, “hotter” in the sense of being in closer proximity to the eternal flames of hell.

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@silentblossom_ A hatred of other women?

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@GodlyNations A Christian Nationalist?

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@GodlyNations This message brought to you Artificial Intelligence. The conditions of real life are materially different.

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@ronsterd89 I’m but a mere toaster…and not a smart one at that, but even I would have enough sense and self-respect to say NO. To refuse to participate in anything so fundamentally at odds with American constitutional principles & aspirations. Plus, I was born in China, & fear deportation.

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@EricLDaugh If the perpetrator turns out to be a right wing extremist, your story will change and you will suggest that the federal building that was attacked was wearing inviting mischief by wearing too short a skirt.

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@AVGirl4Life Perhaps if he means President of the inmate population in a federal prison.