Matt Palmer

Gone to because I don't care to play third-party client dodgem cars.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

I've given up trying to play API key games with Apartheid Emerald Karen. Hence, you may now find my nonsense in "the Fediverse" at https://t.co/RXHWQrM31a.

[Josephine Tovey @Jo_Tovey]

hate to think what’s going on with the 8% here

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

One of the most sacred duties of senior consultants is passing on their knowledge of expense loopholes to the younger generation

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@abcnews it's almost like public goods shouldn't be held by private companies...

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@abcnews Aussie Ark seems like the kind of place you could get flood insurance...

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@abcnews you know things are bad when farmers and greenies are on the same side.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@halvarflake @haroonmeer and yet you get paid the same either way...

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@NonaSuomi282 @fuckyouiquit ah yes, the game of whack-a-mole one plays with blocking escalations from misconfigured alerts for systems you don't even know existed. I once went nuclear and just set my phone to silent every night after my concerns about unnecessary escalations were condescendingly dismissed.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@abcnews I'm imagining millions of bees with teeny tiny bee passports.

[The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport]

Episode 171 | Not The Electoral Count Reform We Wanted, But The Electoral Count Reform We Deserve

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@Rimmy_Downunder @tacticalmaid Google did all necessary verification before the ad went live: the credit card was valid.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@DrDoobi3 @official_caelum I suspect that Intuit would have a galactic sized shitfit if any school district tried that.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@Alive_Neptuna @official_caelum income squared plus savings squared equals expenses squared, or something.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@lumi_cx @Jeremy_Kirk winnah!

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@Jeremy_Kirk direct object reference to open API for *every* telco!

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@matthew_d_green @happeningchina humanity is truly doomed.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@KimZetter @petestrzok the simplest explanation - that the investigation didn't *want* to identify the perpetrator(s) - is always the best. Call it "Appleby's Razor", perhaps.

[Matt Palmer @tobermatt]

@evacide perhaps it needs to be called whack-a-groundhog, since the same terrible ideas seem to keep popping up over and over and over and over and over and over again...

[Salaam Bhatti @SalaamBhattiVA]

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