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hey @takeETSalert is there a reason you made the 900x ‘xpress’ route as long as humanly possible or do you just hate me

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@costcocanada where the maui onion chips at?

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@evanderkane who is your dentist

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why get lip fillers when your child can just headbutt you in the mouth repeatedly

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can somebody please tell Travis kelce that he is white

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The United Conservative Party voted to require parental consent before name and gender changes can take place at Albertan schools

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why would I pay to get a haircut when my child can just rip it out of my head for free

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no

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It just took me 17 minutes to find the twitter app on my phone #xgongiveittoya

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does anyone else’s baby snore like a 300lb man or is it just mine

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petition to bring back @DairyQueen brownie earthquake

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what is sleep

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Does anyone else get blisters from vacuuming too hard or is it just me?

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hey @takeETSalert, I wasn’t aware we were aloud to smoke cigarettes on public transit. I wish I knew this a few years ago. #canadianclassics #classiccanadian

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to the guy singing Elton John karaoke to the whole bus on repeat, while I respect your music choice, I hate you.

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hey @takeETSalert , the guy behind me is literally eating a plate of spaghetti, how about you start enforcing your rules

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merry christmas.

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he has now opened that pack of bacon and is eating it raw.

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a 90 year old man sitting across from me is casually doing lines on the bus off of a pack of bacon. #ets #presidentschoice

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@Wertsy93 @fotboyzinc He’s not included in this tweet he deserves to be famous

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to literally everyone I know who thinks they’re social media famous, you are not - and it’s so so painful to watch.