Tobi Smethurst

Programmer - Former Video Game Scholar/Academic - Trashy Nerd - Vegan - Feminism - LGBTQ+ Stuff - Polyamory - Bad Puns

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My new year's resolution is 1024x768

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@Sparkalisha I got u bbz

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Play freely without fear of risky things

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This is so gorgeous!! 😍😍😍

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@carolinemariemd Same experience here. I've swiped men a few times out of curiosity and the conversations are, on the whole, just hugely less interesting... But why 🤔

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

me on a date

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My hair is getting way too long what should I do with it 🤔 https://t.co/ET4xDopddo

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@heyspacebones HELLO

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@Sparkalisha TOAST

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I'm reading some technical documentation and

"Micrometer is careful to not create strong references to objects that would otherwise be garbage collected."

same

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@varjmes One turn of pepper??? 😭

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@adrielbeaver This is one of the most French tweets I've ever seen

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@ker0chanFR Would recommend

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I woke up feeling cute so here have a face

[Momarazzi. @Mirimade]

Water is always good but that 3:00 in the morning water? Boy, you’d better get out of the way and let me drink that. That water is gold. That water is celestial. That’s 2005 Prince William water. Nothing compares to that goodness.

[Calathea Whisperer @BitchWithA_W]

"LISTEN. the poison i putting in my body is OLD and it is EXPENSIVE. you MUST drink it from a specific kind of glass or else you won't be able to enjoy the poison as much"

[your fave has big dick energy @yourfavehasbde]

Aubrey Plaza has BDE

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@heyspacebones That sounds heavenly, enjoy

[Your Fave Is A Thot @thotfaves]

You are a thot!