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Left-Handed #L1C4 || #BravesCountry #ForTheA🪓 || #DaBears 🐻 || #SeeRed || #YNWA || #DeadHead 💀⚡️🌹♍️ This Dude abides…#WatchinOrNah

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@CardN_AL I always remind myself to not look at the ceiling tiles when I got there.

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@CardN_AL The one & only

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@FreddyLA7 @TennisWrld Welcome to my state!! Swing thru Louisville for some great food & bourbon!

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@BearsShowYo Just not a city jersey FtloG

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I feel after saying “konnichiwa” to the Latina waitress at the Chinese restaurant

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@CardChronicle I hopped on here so fast thinking I was gonna see Tom Glavin’s son in a Louisville jersey

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[ESPN @espn]

The Kings have been crowned 👑

The Louisville Kings win the United Bowl in their FIRST SEASON in the league!

@UFLKings

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@UofLSheriff50 CHAMPIONS!!!!

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@gooner_since05 Looked like he was going fly fishing

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#BearDown!!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Braves pitching staff was so dominant sometimes Fred McGriff would make phone calls at first base. “Yo, Crime Dog here. No, the game’s not over yet. Maddux is pitching, it’s under control.”

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@939TheVille did you guys see Jomboy Media clip on the UGA pitcher doctoring the ball & getting away with it??

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@Super70sSports He was an all time great!! Go Braves & RIP Horner

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@939TheVille the dog in the never-ending story

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@KevinKeneely1 Maybe he could sprinkle a little bit on Riley

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@BravesStats WE ARE COMING FOR THOSE FN DODGERS!!!!!

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@BaxleyRJR @rosspro Wish he could have been there

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@CollegeBSBNews @Tugboat47 And an extremely historic horse race park opposite direction of the first base coach. Go Cards!!