JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

* CAPTAIN , HEY .ᐟ WELCOME TO THE MURDER .ᐟ

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

cha cha sliding in .

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 someone help him . dee is gonna end him

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

okay , grumpy pants .

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔡runk ‍‍‍‍ p͟u͟n͟c͟h͟y͟ ‍‍‍‍ 𝐰hore. @birdtending]

i’m not ?? it’s just a normal morning.

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 me trying to write a chaotic good character while deep in a depressive state :

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

someone's grumpyyyyyyy . 😗😗

[‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔡runk ‍‍‍‍ p͟u͟n͟c͟h͟y͟ ‍‍‍‍ 𝐰hore. @birdtending]

good morning to everyone besides mac , dennis , charlie , and frank.

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

@kindascored https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 whatever you do i will support :)❤️

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

staring ahead , he doesn't notice someone has talked to him .
ᅠᅠ❛ huh ׅׅ𖤠 oh , 'sup , homes ׅׅ𖤠 bump it . sorry —— i'm all outta donuts . ❜

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

sleep deprived , shoving a three day old donut into his mouth .

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 i'm on my knees begging for pb & j !!!!!!!!!!!!

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 the best couple doesn't exis-

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

but i always check in under santiago's name so they charge her instead . i'm a smort rabies boy .

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

they call me rabies boy

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

they call me rabies boy

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

i got rabies like three times and i'm fine so uhhhhhh first of all ya lying second of all the cool old nurses at the hospital LOVE me

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

and i stand by it .

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

you know what they say , he who has the last laugh has the worm wh ... when w ... the last laugh and ... the bird in the early m ... morning and ... stuff ...

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

i am above average height according to the 1940 census 😁

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 if u wanna interact all u need to know about him is this<3

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 WHAT is wrong with him

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

heyyyyyy jake naysh 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

@perkyteachings https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 thank you so much and thank you for interacting with me ❤️❤️

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

https://t.co/OK6zbL0yO4 it's so hard to nail the jakeisms . 🥺

[JAKE THE HERO , ABS OF STEEL .ᐟ SHALALA .ᐟ @toitsmort]

uhhhhhhhh i MAYYYYYY BE the stepfather to three lovely baby raccoons because they gave birth IN my car while i was stuck in the precinct for two days but you didn't hear this from meeee .