Silvaire Semiquaver

Former Blaseball player. Released Renaissance woman. (she/her)

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It's not so often that I'm the subject of a portrait. But since I'm so fully in the public eye lately, I felt it was appropriate.
(art by @awhekate - thank you!)

[Silvaire Semiquaver @tokyo16th]

Welp.

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@CatboyDestiny Uh oh.

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@DiBatterinoCudi That would be nice. I mean, I think I'm technically fireproof right now just by nature of being on the Fridays, but that position feels... tenuous.

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I'm sprinkling some enzymes on this tweet so as to produce a delicious cheese once this ages like milk.

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Second... typically, you need a moon and a sun for an eclipse to occur. As far as I can tell, we have neither. I'm not quite yet up to date on my cosmology, but I'm fairly certain I remember most of reality getting eaten by the black hole.

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@CatboyDestiny @DiBatterinoCudi Co-cosigned.

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I don't there's a third. Again, cautious optimism! Not to jinx it, but maybe things will all be okay.

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Alright, here's how I see it: there's no reason to believe that opening the book again will have the same effects as last time. To elaborate...

[Silvaire Semiquaver @tokyo16th]

Second... typically, you need a moon and a sun for an eclipse to occur. As far as I can tell, we have neither. I'm not quite yet up to date on my cosmology, but I'm fairly certain I remember most of reality getting eaten by the black hole.

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@DiBatterinoCudi I... don't think the Lift scored at all that game. I don't know who changed the scoreboard.

[bells white @skelebells]

a lineup of every current fridays character i could draw before i ran out of energy 💕🏝
[#Blaseball #blaseballfanart @blaseball]

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@CatboyDestiny Who am I to argue with statistics?

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Still don't like batting.

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So... am I supposed to be doing anything right now? Practicing? Socializing? I'm a little lost.

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@CatboyDestiny Damn right. Hopefully everyone else who wants to is able to fall.

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I. What?

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@CoreKirchner @RuffApplesauce Cat costume, you say...

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@CatboyDestiny Awesome.

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@DiBatterinoCudi Mood. I'll manifest some pitching vibes for the both of us, yeah?

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Gently lifting this account from an old chest that's been sitting in the attic, untouched, presumably left by some great-great-etc grandparent, as one would an ancient tome filled with mysteries and startlingly poorly conserved.