嘘-Lie-

エンターテイナー、コメディアン、ツアーガイド等♥️Entertainer, comedian, tour guide, etc. Mostly in Asakusa area😁👍

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

Just posted a photo @ Addington, New Zealand https://t.co/2PIcWxz1Xf

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once got tipped for holding a hotel entrance door open, even though I was a customer and not a doorman. I made sure to hang around that door every night until the same customers checked out. Made £500.

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

@powderbum75 Warmest first day of winter here in Dunedin (NZ)

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

@ronsenburger I've been looking for something like those celestial leggings 🤩 Where did you get them?

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

@RaraSensei Not super cheap, but Belle Maison has Disney items 🌞

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day, once more, is ‘nod-crafty’ (17th century): knowing the art of nodding your head with an air of great understanding, when you actually tuned out ages ago.

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

I wish I always saw myself the way tipsy me sees myself 😅

[Ben Coates @bencoates1]

In Paris, a new “Everything Is Fine” gif is born https://t.co/LbYYHW72hV

[Unseen Japan @UnseenJapanSite]

Someone rented out the Romance Car and asked a friend to take a pic of everyone mugging for the camera. Another user says, “It’s a good pic but looks kinda like a train from beyond the grave.”

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

@powderbum75 @sendaiben I'm doing this for a year now, after I signed up for a one month trial of myfitnesspal and thought hey, let's pay for it until three months to get a better idea of calories.

Guess who was on an annual plan 😐

On the plus side, I'm down 5kg so 👍

[Vianne Max. 🐉🦊🐝 @TheAnaheraRebel]

Raaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!🤣

[Catherine Munro @CatherineMMunro]

BOOK GIVEAWAY!
To celebrate #UpHellyAa I'm giving away 2 signed copies of my book. To enter just like and retweet this post.
Based on my PhD research & journey to live in #Shetland, Ponies tells the story of Shetland ponies and the people who love them.

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

Wait, do people not feel their own breasts? But they're soft and squishy 😐

[Icona @iconawrites]

Sir, that is my emotional support beautiful stationery which I will never use because I’m afraid of ruining it.

[Catherine Munro @CatherineMMunro]

Who needs a Christmas Shetland pony in their day? #Shetland

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

@obfuscated_mind @mightbeautistic That's a bit more poetic than my 'surviving' 😅

[Dov @drnelk]

I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:

1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow

[Ryan Haecker @RyanHaecker]

"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
- Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

Now I'm in the waiting room with a bunch of men, and no-one else seems to have got a drink from the coffee machine. I shall enjoy my latte alone then

[嘘-Lie- @tokyo_lie]

Going for a WOF and calling them from in the queue because you don't know if you're supposed to leave the car there and go register, or park somewhere else and register before queuing 😅
"What time will you get here?"
"Oh, no, I'm... I'm in the line, I just wasn't sure..."