Tolerant Man

These are the tweetings of the Tolerant Man with insights into the depths of humanity.

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I was once told: "You ever seen a dog stretch before it chased a car? Get on the damn court."

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There's something fulfilling about finding that bathroom stall on a college campus. You know what I'm talking about.

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Smart Asians don't hang out with black people #blasians?

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It's called hunting' not killin'

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Almost any task is bearable if you have a beer in your hand.

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Vegetarian is an old Cherokee word for "can't hunt".

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Bro, friend request her. Be a man.

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Ya well you're not that pretty, you aren't that nice, but I sure do have a mediocre time with you.

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Sometimes we must take the road less traveled. http://t.co/KrJ6CLUR

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http://t.co/iWDTOIi2 @alex_engelman

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Sometimes the wiser man needs the elder.

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

There's one thing all Texans know; Vinyl seats in cars make for uncomfortable summers.

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“@tylerhooke: The little guy is all tuckered out http://t.co/k5cn2yLG” the ol pizza crust balancing act #classic

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@tylerhooke 41 followers #oops #ilied

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Brendan Fraser could die, and I wouldn't care

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Some say cucumbers taste better pickled

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sometimes you have to look at yourself in the mirror and say nut up or shut up

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Roger Goodell is trying to get some street cred with these bro hugs.

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the smaller your balls are the bigger your dick looks #steriodwinning

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Completion of a 22 hour Saturday. Cross it off the list.