The Methodologist

they call me the methodologist. meth for short. 1 time Swag bag winner on Circles off show on YT. fantasy football guru. local sandbagger

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

Fuck this. I hope the 2028 system penalizes when players skip events

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨😯⛳️ #NEW — The PGA Tour is citing “extenuating circumstances” and will give Rory McIlroy an out on meeting the 15 event minimum requirement for this season, employing a discretionary clause that allows them to make such a call. @TrackingRory

(Via: @BobHarig)

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

Usual suspects

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

NFL players arrested and their alleged charges (2026 offseason)

Marshon Lattimore — weapons charges
Jordan Addison — misdemeanor trespass
Rasheed Walker — gun/weapon charge
James Pearce Jr. — aggravated battery, stalking, fleeing police
Markquese Bell — drug possession
Zachariah Branch — obstruction charges
Quintayvious Hutchins — domestic assault & battery
Nolan Smith — reckless driving/speeding
Josh Jacobs — domestic abuse-related offenses
Jonathon Cooper — assault/harassment/protection order violations
Alaric Jackson — felony domestic violence
Terrion Arnold — robbery & kidnapping charges

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

If you’re 80+ do your family a favor and don’t buy lucky for life. Shit gonna pay out for what like 10 years max?

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@ZippycBrian @grpwins Boom. $1 on that SOB

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@Spieth_Camp He’d be relegated if he doesn’t figure it out. He was the luckiest golfer on earth for a long while. When luck and skill leveled out he started sucking (pga tour standard sucking).

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@FreddyLA7 This route thru the white mounts in nh will be great for u

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@FreddyLA7 Nh white mountains won’t disappoint

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

Underwhelming Sunday at the US Open. The USGA it. Played way too easy for afternoon Thursday group. Terrible.

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@TwoInchesShort He’s fun to hate. And easy to hate. Prolly a good guy but until I meet him I don’t like him.

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

Good process.🖕

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

“Good process”. Fuck you

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

“Good process” X 75= grandslam

You know what this means if you watched US OPEN round 3.

Cmon scheffla

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@grpwins Do you feel you have an edge betting on golf like you do with nfl futures props?

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@fnf2017 Classic dritac

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@RobbyBerger wtf is that

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@robpizzola What about now rob?

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

@BendelowGreens Grip solvent works

[The Methodologist @tom_pretends]

“That’s a strike”