Tom 💉👊🦠

Attempted Author -
All I can know for sure, is that I think that I exist.
he/him

[Tom 💉👊🦠 @tomacro42]

@AlexSchmidty @SIFpod Asbestos: Secretly, Incredibly, Killing you

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Remember; the Liberal Party would hunt poor people for sport if they could.
#VictoriaVotes

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@LoganMyBaby2 Of course it was a bad night, it was a high school reunion.

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@mikeBithell After the movie for Jungle Cruise, you know the bar really isn't that high

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@aviosAdventurer @mdf200 Yeah, but at least the passports are the "right" colour now. That seemed like an important thing to your Brexitites at the time.

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While this implodes...
I'm 10 years late to @NightValeRadio and it's great.
My writing will be on https://t.co/efbpJu7G9t
As I get more done.
Also my Instagram exists with art things
https://t.co/d0NCH7yMUf

[Lotte 'just an idiot' May 💖🍓🌈🐹🎮☕🍫🍩 @LotteMakesStuff]

Twitter is dying and its super mega sad (and funny)- can you do me a MASSIVE solid and go wishlist Demonschool on steam? and retweet this far and wide? were making something HELLA cool and DANG it would be cool if people knew before the hellsite implodes<3 https://t.co/w5lrJSNLKX

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@whoopsadoops @epistemophagy No-body ticked "yes" for hardcore working conditions

[Creag @CreagMunroe]

Neil Gaiman has written over 25 novels. He drafts with pen and paper.

6 reasons to write longhand:

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@Nifflas I can't actually remember Chunky's verse, so now I feel like I have to

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@Nifflas Inflate himself, just like a balloon

Thanks, that's living in my brain for the day now!

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@Yessoan

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Heard in a local bookshop today, a young girl approaching the desk, mother a few steps behind:
"Do you have any chapter books about horses?"
Sweetest, most awesome question, kid. Loved just hearing it.

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I'm not reliant on social media for my income, thankfully. So if this place becomes unbearable I guess I'll just not have an online life? Feels like I'll probably get more done tbh.

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Old Blue Tick : "This is a verified account of a person / organisation"

New Blue Tick : "I am willing to pay Eight real dollars a month for a now meaningless decal"

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@Yessoan We've got a lead!

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@meladoodle And that he changed it from a (flawed) merit based system, to a pure cash grab at the same time is perhaps him not understanding irony at all.

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@Nifflas I want it to be Mario, but I know it'll be Barbie. Toy Story proved that she can be a fun character in the right hands. And Mario is "VideoGame to Movie", which, as we all know, Is a curse that's hard to break

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Today's heart attack brought to you by the Whitetail spider climbing out of the towel I was actively drying my baby's bum with.
All ok but I'm gonna go throw up now