Tom Asquith

@tasquith.bsky.social

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

Me ordering a bottle of wine with lunch.

[Tom Asquith @tomasquith93]

@JakeArkinstall Can’t vouch for it, but this seems to do what you want? Other than forcing a dependency on traefik too, but that’s a good tool…

https://t.co/u9dxgNO6ex

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant?

Person 2: I did

Person 1: what’s he like?

Person 2: so tender and mild

Person 1: what

[Steve Davies MBE @steve220459]

Citizens of the United Kingdom. It is our solemn duty to start eating Tunnock’s delicious products as much as possible. A world without Tunnock’s would not be worth living in! Please retweet.

[Hal Cruttenden @Halcruttenden]

She’s like a pied piper for bellends.

[David (son of a toolmaker) Higham @oldtrotter]

Letter of the week (from the Guardian)

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

I'll take the highest overall taxes since at least the war if you give me great health care, shit-free waters, affordable energy, a safety net for all, reliable rail, a liveable pension, maintained roads, police, a functioning legal system, funded councils, funded schools,

[Tom Asquith @tomasquith93]

@EE I’m aware your phone lines are shut for the evening, but what’s been the typical queue length? I’ve called 3 times today and had to drop after 20 mins or so. I’ve DMd my query as well

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Dear @jeremy_hunt,

As Chancellor, please can you explain how scrapping inheritance tax is ‘affordable’, yet addressing brutal real terms pay cuts for the country’s teachers, doctors, nurses, paramedics & all other vital public servants is not?

Thank you. https://t.co/tfS1e8hgWT

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once forgot the passcode for my iPhone, despite having used it every day for my tenure as Prime Minister."

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

This country is rotten to the core

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

Tories unveil their new election slogan

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I have informed the BBC that I am very much available to be the director general.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

[MSF UK @MSF_uk]

The UK govt's approach to migration is cruel and inhumane.

The absence of safe routes and the criminalisation of people seeking safety force more people to risk their lives at sea – with devastating effects.

RT or QT this to tell @SuellaBraverman we need safe routes now!

[Spar4 @Mckendrick36]

@AllieHBNews I’ll just leave this compilation of Conservative MPs describing Sue Gray as a “fearlessly independent” “civil servant of the highest integrity and reputation” who investigates “without fear or favour” and is “utterly objective” here.