Tom Hand

Giant Comedian. Atheist. This is where my drunk rants live to shame me forever! I'm a lovely person, I'm sure. Opinions are mine.

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

I would say something worthy of your attention, but that could only help @elonmusk

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

At this point, the best strategy is to either stay here until I'm the last, or make so much trouble I'm not allowed to be here.

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

I don't follow the fuck, but he's at the top of my notifications?

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

44 Billion/3 Days
Ethically, security consciously, humanely, As-A-User-ly, this place can be abandoned. You can LEAVE, you can D/L your genius bon mots to post elsewhere, and fuck a Billionaire instead of just being Fucked by one.

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

9,000/8 if you have, even, a minor thought about your internet security. If you're aware that you don't do nearly enough, according to the "paranoid" experts. Twitter is a terrible app. It doesn't work on an S22 modern smart phone that uses @firefox as its main browser.

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

3/2(4) going to the browser closed the app, even after I selected "forgot password" (again, after entering the correct password 3 or 5 times). Reopen the app, and what happens? Already logged in. Despite the same app rejecting my password. If you worry about your basic security..

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

2/3 so I go to my email address, grab the alphabetical security code, and try to go back to the Twitter app. The app that didn't accept my password three or four times. The app that made me pull up a browser so I could go to my pword manager and try to login, but didn't accept it

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

So, I'm not the most security minded, but I have a password manager. I'm sort of security adjacent. However, 3 attempts to log in to Twitter didn't work, despite using my saved password. So, I tried getting a code to change my password. However, the Twitter app closed itself. 1/2

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

You're right, it does only take 30 days!

[Catacombs & Comedians @catacomedians]

Just sayin’…
@chancewillie @canaanwhich @TannerNewcomb @brentdreed @rayna_cahill @TomedyComedy

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

It's taken me years to get through the CW bullshit soap opera that is the Titans (now on HBO Max). DC Universe and HBO Max are pushing a neo liberal "The System is Fine, except for the Ways and People who Make it Bad" Agenda. Not everyone involved in making that is to blame; but.

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

This whole pandemic thing makes "I ain't tryna catch a case" hit different.

#coronavirus #COVID19

[DSA North Alabama @DSANorthAlabama]

Huntsville PD should remember who they are supposed to be working for.

We are owed the information; we deserve to know how much taxpayer money was wasted to shoot and gas our friends, neighbors, families, and ourselves.

[DSA Metro Cincinnati & Northern Kentucky @DSACincy]

The only way workers at the Public Library, at any other institution public or private, would have any power or say in their working conditions and security in their employment is through having these demands expressly stated in a union contract.

[Birmingham DSA🌹 @BhamDSA]

We'd like to welcome a returning member to the Alabama DSA collective! @DSANorthAlabama is back and you should follow them for all your radical north Alabama news and updates.

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

@lifesaparty I use a lot of fresh herbs when I do cook, so I don't keep thyme, oregano, basil, or parsley for very long.

[ACLU @ACLU]

Usually when we see people in unmarked cars forcibly grab someone off the street we call it kidnapping — what is happening now in Portland should concern everyone in the US.

These actions are flat-out unconstitutional and will not go unanswered.

[Birmingham DSA🌹 @BhamDSA]

Call Gadsden Mayor Sherman Guyton and Chief of Police Lamar Jaggears today, and demand they immediately release and drop all charges on Gadsden BLM leader Jerome Gunn!

[Tom Hand @TomedyComedy]

@carlos_valencia I think it made the payoff hit harder, honestly.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I hope, desperately hope, that this story is not what it appears to be. That there is some mistake. We need to know more, fast. But there is a chill up my spine with the recognition that this is plausible in our current America.