tomgossquotes

quotes from Tom goss @gossgoss6 of this is not a show podcast with Keith Carey provided without context, it wouldn’t help much anyway.

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I gape myself for trapt. I hear headstrong and I start fisting my own asshole and creaming my jeans. That’s how much I love trapt.

[alright im a comedian again @gossgoss6]

Yes this is the absolute only acceptable thing to call having sex on a train.

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Three years ago I watched a man watch an isis beheading video while eating breakfast cereal.

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@DietJay @QuincyWeekley @asilnoux @TheYardTheater @thecomedybureau @thatsfunny @LAist @LAWeekly @DoLA @TylerMez @gossgoss6

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Look in my eyes, this is forever now.

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I don’t hit most of the people I want to

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If you want to smooth the voices in your head, go to the woods.

[alright im a comedian again @gossgoss6]

Glad the lime @Skittles is back! The only people who like apples are doctors and serial killers and that’s only because apples have skin.
#roasttherainbow

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Hate is my spinach Keith.

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The only person that will teach me pottery is the ghost of a lover I used to know

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Most teeter totters I’ve fucked with were in Las Vegas

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If you live angry you can probably fuck angry and if you can fuck angry a lot of people are into that.

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@oliviadoesbits @gossgoss6 All good! Just had to let the main man know.

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@gossgoss6

[john grace @oliviadoesbits]

Doing a set tonight in Santa Ana, CA. Hosted by one of my best friends / favorite comics @tomgossquotes. See us at 9 at @proofbar.

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Do amputees have foot fetishes? I think that’s a safe place to start.

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Chairs can be pools if you sweat enough

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I would vote for racist bugles

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@gossgoss6 There’s a reason this account isn’t called @keithtellsjokes quotes Tom.

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Break through the time barriers… the time barriers of your intimacy. What is. Because it’s time vs your penis right now yeah? So sometimes you gotta use a new weapon like your balls and be like “hacha” to time. CONDENSE IT and have sex more… I’m single.

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@gossgoss6 1:07:50 episode 73

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A teletubbies foreskin is like the pages of a book