Tom Dawson

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

A win for football tonight

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@codalmighty I love the way their keeper rolls the ball forward and tries to make out it hasn’t crossed the line, then looks towards the assistant referee to see if he’s noticed 😄

[Matt Beer @MattyBeer]

#gtfc

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

Never underestimate Blundell Park, it’s a magical place!

#GTFC

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

"Our first ever proper Hawkstone commercial and for some extraordinary reason, it’s been banned." - JC

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@3Qnutsandrusty2 Great to know the club is in such good hands

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Like a Benny Hill show! 😂🤣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Accidentally asking a complete stranger what they fancy for dinner, as your partner's quietly wandered off to a different part of the supermarket.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Good morning friends, here is another Terry Wogan #classic story straight from the #janetandjohn books . Please repost and share so others can enjoy . #terrywogan have a great day .

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@onthisGTFCday First game I remember going to, stood at the front of the Main Stand, just near the dugout

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Questions I’ve asked the most in my life:

“Does it come with chips?”
“Will they ever take away these temporary traffic lights?”
“Do you think I’ll need a jacket?”
“Tea?”
“Do you take sugar?”
“Why don’t they fix these potholes? (We pay them enough)”
“What shall we have for dinner?”
“Is it still raining?”
“Right… shall we?”
“Where did I put my keys/phone?”
“Was town busy?”
“Which bin is it tomorrow?”
“Sorry, are you in the queue?”
“What was I going to say?”
“What have I said wrong now?”
“Shall we head home soon?”
“Alright?”

Life is just constantly asking all of these on shuffle.

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@JohnTondeur @iron1251 Very best wishes John, you’ll always be the Voice of the Mariners

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@RichardEGrant @LukeMDrake Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@officialgtfc RIP Cameron and Dave

[Tom Dawson @tomhdawson]

@Abbiedew Barnetby

[Matt Dean @mattdeanbbc]

Paul Hurst statement via The League Managers Association:

#gtfc

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to jog memory:

- Click fingers rapidly
- Say “Erm... Oh bloody hell”
- Tilt head back/screw up eyes
- Say “what did I come in here for?”
- Say “Nope, it’s gone”
- Remember at 3am

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Time estimates:

“Give me one sec” - Within the hour
“I’ll be one minute” - An hour or two
“I’m on it” - Maybe today
"In a bit" - Sometime this week
“It’s on my list” - Perhaps this month
"Leave it with me" - Possibly never
“If I have time” - Never

[Alex W. Ramsden @TheCloneOfAlex]

Greatest play-off campaign by any team in any season.

Sheff Wed and Notts were pretty good last year, then there's the DEEENEEEEEY moment but this...

This was something else. #GTFC.