Hoochie Daddy

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[Hoochie Daddy @tomkhat_]

I feel attacked

[Breyoncé ♛ @itsbreelovee]

If a man car smell like Black Ice he a Hoochie Daddy. Thank you

[Rare @stfuayen]

Mix my shit this ain’t Italy

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

my parents after losing the house and i walk in asking for an xbox 360

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

never met a crackhead that wasnt funny

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

might be my greatest tweet ever

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this insult hit so hard on the playground 😭

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[AfroSenju @AfroSenju]

I WAS FUCKING WRONG! I NEED THAT SHIT

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy will go silent once he realizes talking won’t change anything.

[jb 🍒 @JezzDaBrat]

because she seen Rue as a person and everyone else seen her as a victim of her addiction, which proves the lack of empathy addicts receive from the society 🧏🏽‍♀️

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Keeping it P isn’t sustainable after a while, no matter what, cool guy twitter, tells you. You with a chick for years you will feel something I’m sorry

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Nigga Floating Down Them Steps Too Smooth 😂😂😭😭😭😭😂