Brandon T.

Las Vegas. Constantly gaming or scrolling an app... you know, a nobody!

he/him

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey @RepBoebert, quick question, why is it called "scissoring" and not "lip-syncing"?

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘓𝘪𝘢𝘮 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘯

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Free will is a beautiful thing

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

This movie was so bad they had to release the Epstein Files to distract us from it

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

Fun fact: the moment an ICE agent touches your security camera, they’ve basically tripped a legal landmine. Under Jacobsen and Jones, physically interfering with someone’s property without a warrant can count as both a seizure and a trespass. Courts call this a Fourth Amendment violation. Most people call it what it actually is: unlawful meddling with someone else’s stuff. Even the Supreme Court has said officers aren’t allowed to wander past the “knock and talk” boundary or manipulate objects like they're auditioning for a burglary crew (Jardines). So when an agent tilts your camera to hide their behavior, they’re not just being shady. They’re potentially nuking their own case, violating constitutional law, and handing your lawyer a gift-wrapped civil rights claim. Cute move, legally disastrous.

Sources

[1] Steptoe & Johnson LLP (2025). Judge holds that ICE workplace warrants must comply with the Fourth Amendment. https://t.co/VF2tooWKdo

[2] Cornell Law School – Legal Information Institute. “Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/7ZSKQWFB9Z

[3] Arnold & Porter LLP (2025). “What To Do If ICE Shows Up: Legal Constraints on Agents Without Warrants.” https://t.co/uL3Hwzs6SS

[4] Blue to Gold (2024). “Covering Cameras During a Knock and Talk: Why It Violates the Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/VaXJdwxoba

[5] Public Counsel (2025). “Guide to ICE Enforcement: Fourth Amendment Limits and Rights Inside the Home.” https://t.co/etVqx2LMkW

[6] DLG Learning Center. “Knock and Talks, Curtilage, and the Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/e2XZ0aAyST

[7] Yale Law Journal. “The Lost ‘Effects’ of the Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/Gt18fffQ0t

[8] Electronic Frontier Foundation (2025). “Yes, You Have the Right to Film ICE.” https://t.co/VwAmS2h91T

[Brandon T. @tommilamma]

@Bluelov21790224 Hi

[Brandon T. @tommilamma]

@screentime @DanielRPK What they need to do is forgo the Demon Slayer portion, and make a live action version of 'kimetsu academy'. Ride the hype wave without alienating the fans.

[Brandon T. @tommilamma]

@cna_sarah 👀

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Boss said his laptop was “running slow.”

I opened Task Manager and just stared at it for 30 seconds.

Then I closed it and said, “All optimized.”

He swore it felt faster.

IT is just placebo-as-a-service.

[Brandon T. @tommilamma]

@Lavagrlx Please!!

[Brandon T. @tommilamma]

@takeme2hobbiton WH40k Dawn of War?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’ll never understand transphobic Christians. Was god not the first to look at His son and think he needed more holes?

[¡Falta! @pete_scanlon]

Bill Burr is gonna end up accidentally leading the revolution, and complain about it the whole time

[JessicaUSAF @JessicaUSAF]

😆

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Elon Musk is hiding this video of Bill Burr ripping him apart.

So don't RT it.

Or do if you don't like Elon Musk.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

WTF did I just watch?

[taoki @justalexoki]

every person you love has a version of you in their head that is slightly wrong. when you die, that's all that's left of you, dozens of distorted echoes, none of them truly you, just fragments warped by their own biases and memories. you will never be truly known

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Real gamers knew Elon was a fraud after he posted his Elden Ring build.