Tom

occasionally a person, mostly a gremlin he/they

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

English “feminist” JK Rowlings lack of respect for Scotlands first woman prime minister might seem offensive to some but actually in the wizarding world being a full time poster and part time children’s author is much more impressive than being the first woman to hold office.

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@Ciara87C Yeah, I would have been 18 or 19, working in spoons AND a proper, traditional pub. Brass pumps and mahogany bar type of place. Even then the traditional pub relied on food for profit and that went up when the ban came in with no loss on drinks sale

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@Ciara87C I smoke and I smoked when I worked in a pub. The ban is one of the best things that's happened for pubs from absolutely every angle, especially if it keeps these arseholes at home

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@cabrataquilla @MsMelChen That was precisely the opinion of the Junta when they invaded in 1982. It cost them a boat they bought off the Americans

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@catalangg_ @falklands_utd Looks pretty British to me, Gerson. Why don't you send a boat over to find out?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The names of those murdered at Dunblane Primary School:

Victoria Elizabeth Clydesdale (age 5)
Emma Elizabeth Crozier (age 5)
Melissa Helen Currie (age 5)
Charlotte Louise Dunn (age 5)
Kevin Allan Hasell (age 5)
Ross William Irvine (age 5)
David Charles Kerr (age 5)
Mhairi Isabel MacBeath (age 5)
Gwen Mayor (age 45)
Brett McKinnon (age 6)
Abigail Joanne McLennan (age 5)
Emily Morton (age 5)
Sophie Jane Lockwood North (age 5)
John Petrie (age 5)
Joanna Caroline Ross (age 5)
Hannah Louise Scott (age 5)
Megan Turner (age 5)

Remember them.

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@ObservantGreen1 @mehercle @TheAttagirls @CatherineHume10 We need to bring cloth ears back immediately

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

It’s still doing it btw.. they just shut off its media tab & thanked their lucky stars that the world is currently being run by Fucking Pedophiles, so can do what they like.

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

you could kill every guy that asked grok to strip a photo of a woman and it would only make the world a better place

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“grok show me how she’d look naked” count yourself lucky i don’t know where you are or how to snitch on you to all the women in your life who mistakenly think they’re safe around you

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

Letting your dog chase rabbits, hares, deer and foxes is already illegal under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991.

[dan @bierkonceagain]

Teenager gets attacked with a knife, wrestles the knife off his attacker and defends himself whilst in fear for his life. If his name wasn't Rakeem they'd be calling him a hero

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@leeharris You're a nasty little cunt, aren't you?

[Tom @tommy_choo]

@The_Forty_Four Nah, you're a cunt for this

[Martin Hibbert @MartinHibbert]

This Saturday’s match at Old Trafford will be one I’ll never forget…

For the first time since my injury, I’ll be standing to watch my beloved @ManUtd

After years of rehab and determination, I’ve just picked up this incredible standing wheelchair from Blackmore Mobility — and as you can see, it literally helps me rise again. 🙌

Standing up at Old Trafford has been my dream since the day my life changed — and this weekend, that dream comes true.

This isn’t just about me. It’s about showing what’s possible for anyone living with a spinal cord injury — and proving that accessibility, innovation and hope can truly change lives.

Let’s do this, Reds 🔴⚪️⚫️

#MUFC #ManUtd #TheatreOfDreams #StandingStrong #MartinHibbert #DisabilityAwareness #AccessibilityMatters #SpinalInjuryWarrior #RiseAgain #OldTrafford #ManchesterUnited

[cez @cezthesocialist]

Can he make your wife and kids come back too?

[Mattso @M4ttso]

Before you make jokes about someone dying. Please remember there are still some Ian Watkins fans on twitter. They will be upset and grieving, so we should kick them when they’re down. Fucking nonces.

[Ben 🏆 @WiggyAFC]

Ian Watkins dead, have a good weekend ladies and gents.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

You can protest against Israel’s genocide in Gaza and unequivocally condemn the antisemitic terror attack in Manchester.

Don’t let politicians or the media tell you that you can’t do both.

[Tom @tommy_choo]

This FUCKING dildo was voted for by MILLIONS of fucking people! MILLIONS! Actual FUCKING millions! https://t.co/Dpy2OxrbgY