Tom

single dad, no kids

[Tom @tommywiIIiams]

Every year I oscillate between “please just call me I don’t want to text” and “please stop calling me I prefer to answer your message whenever I get to it”

[Tom @tommywiIIiams]

No, Adobe, it’s totally my fault. I should have known better than to press control-F on a 200 page PDF

[Tom @tommywiIIiams]

*experiences a minor inconvenience*

I’m sure there’s a way to spend $5-$25 on Amazon to fix this

[Tom @tommywiIIiams]

Work computers are supposed to be powerful. Not because I am doing intensive coding or 3d modeling or whatever, but because I need to have 10 browser tabs open and 20 pdfs open at the same time

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Bought a Dyson vacuum. Could not be more excited. Last night I was dreaming about how thoroughly I’m about to clean my apartment

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When the streaming service I pay $15 a month for is able to load one minutes of ads but can’t load the content I want to watch

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If you drive an F-150 you should be allowed to hit a pedestrian if they take too long to cross the road

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Just when I was getting used to Calibri… f*cking Aptos comes in and messes up all my emails…

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It’s 2024 I should be able to rename a file while it’s open

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A really good bowl of oatmeal will change your life

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I am 28 years old and I have never written a check

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I love telling little lies to my dog. Like yes, I came home because I couldn’t bear to be away from you any longer. Not because I was done grocery shopping

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We are quickly heading toward a future where people are going to fall in love with AI (like in ‘Her’)

There will be a group that says things like “It’s totally valid to be in love with a robot! Normalize it!”

In 2132 we will have a presidential candidate who is married to an AI

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Generation Alpha is so cooked

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Talking about the weather is easily a top three small-talk topic. Inoffensive. Relatable. Agreeable. Just all around good stuff.

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Shopping the herman miller spring sale as if a lamp isn’t $300

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I am such a “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” type of guy

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I hate to admit it but… 1 am is too late to start a party… I am not built different… if I go it will mess up my sleep schedule for a week…

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The first person to see a whale probably freaked tf out

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@NS_swiat @thehammer7 Yeah but by not picking up her trash she’s making it someone else’s problem, which is rude behavior