Tom Shaw

Harrogate Town fan

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

this being the plot of Dune

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

The Last Jedi be so good when you don’t got George Lucas stans in your ear telling you it sucks

[Ash🔥 @_Ashzilla_]

I’m not falling for Gen Z prequel revisionism. Attack of the clones really is the bottom of the barrel for that franchise

[Tom Shaw @TomShaw20]

All these dead dad larpers listening to the Phoebe Bridgers album smh

[PSF | Scratch @ScratchAE__]

Seth Rogen Magneto and I’m dead serious

[vera ⊹ 🪶 @veralante]

Luigi admitted to the stalking, Not the murder 🫶 Plus, Stalking isn’t even the worst people can do. (Holocaust.) and much worse.

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

When the crackhead on the bus wants to show you his Beavis and Butthead impressions

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

If smurfs and minions were real I would incite a race war between them

[grace @agneswickfields]

i feel like the odyssey must have been retreading old ground for himesh patel because nobody in the mediterranean bronze age had heard of the beatles

[Alix D 🌹🇬🇧 @BriturnTruther]

Just saw an English person walking past with a Messi shirt on

[🔺🦅 harry 🦅🔺 @HTx_LFC]

FUUUUUUCK

[anna 🫶🏻 @yummyoghurts]

On one hand thank god he turned it down, on the other it would have made the scene where Peter opens the door and reveals Lin-Manuel Miranda on the other side an incredible reaction gif

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Is he aware who he looks like? Both born in Leeds too.

[hard lime difficult time 🌹🔔 @saintofsantulan]

Anne widdecombe reincarnated into the zarah sultana baby ala trisha paytas

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

No idea

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Update: Travis Kelce is hosting a spelling bee AT the wedding where the only word is “squirrel” and he gets as many chances as he wants

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Bad vibes.
They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher at Taylor Swift's wedding]

Fletcher: beautiful venue here at MSG. Favourite song Ally?
McCoist: got to be Style. A top tune, I have to say. Yours?
Fletcher: I Knew You Were Trouble
McCoist: fair... but what's your favourite song
*laughing off mic*