The Vibefather

Tommy yoksimovich, “you dance with the snake, your gonna get slithered on”

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

Tonight I curved a girl, just a FYI 2020 all about power moves and supporting your homies, get with the programme jokers

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

And look what the cat dragged in

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@NikkiKazmar @WarComTeam

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@JoeyXVX @NikkiKazmar Better call the ordo malleus from the holy inquisition, may the god emperor show mercy on her soul

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@famousfoxking @WarComTeam That’s the thing, I can’t find it!

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@WarComTeam All good where can I find the live chat?

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@infarctedoutlaw Damn they really trying to turn everyone into super hero’s, get a load of tennis racket man

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@masterovnone @JoeyXVX I don’t remember this episode of baki damn son

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

Yoooo I still eat this fuck YALL

[Jap of all trades @symmetricole]

If you ate this growing up you were poor as fuck

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

My bible thumping co worker just said he has a app and program on his computer that doesn’t allow him to look up any adult content including porn and even stag shops, and when I said you don’t jerk off he said he still has wet dreams at 45...

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

There’s one thing this year has taught me it’s that “I would just simply”

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@masterovnone Yeah but mines just crazy frog on repeat for 12 hours for her

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

Idea: Cage match Biden and trump vs 30-50 feral hogs, surviver gets the presidential office

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

Everyone wants to have crack head energy until your breaking into your cousin house and stealing his piggy bank cause your a blowjob and 10$ shy of your fix, smh

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@masterovnone There’s a new astronaut in town!

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@JoeyXVX They call him the brain dog slayer

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

Ok the job site today I witness a idiot working and didn’t warn him if he hits that piece of wood with the sledge it’s gonna swing back and smoke him in the face

He’s at the hospital now getting stitches

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@infarctedoutlaw I’d straight up get a prostate exam

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

@JoeyXVX Nah that’s Lenard nemo

[The Vibefather @tomyoker]

The original Conan the barbarian movie could be the best fantasy movie ever made if you don’t think so eat shit