𝓢𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓼𝓸𝓷

[𝓢𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓼𝓸𝓷 @JoeyXVX]

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[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[rosabelle @rosebudlight]

dropping my 2yo son in a deprivation room and playing this on five different monitors

[sarge @sarge____]

"Zip him back up, he sucks"

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Rabbit gets so angry over a small portion of food that it smashes its bowl — the pet’s tantrum was caught on a feeder camera.

[Horse slug @horseslug]

my stepdad just broke his rick and morty bong over my head because i said his steely dan album sounded like total crap

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Barista: Welcome back! Overflowing bowl of cream right?

Me: No.. why do you always guess that? I've never ordered that

[allie @Alex3seaq]

i’m so glad they didn’t ban tiktok

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Guy I slapped back in highschool works at my local pharmacy he always flinches when he sees me

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

[Chilly Chud @ChudInwards]

Millennials be like “Norm McDonald is funny”

Then you watch some of his videos and there’s
- no Meta glasses pranks
- no FAH or vine boom sound effects
- no meme clips interspersed
- no undisclosed gambling ads
- no Dexter background music

Like what am I supposed to laugh at

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

you are not ‘addicted’ to your phone, drugs, alcohol, etc. you are a champion of pleasure. start acting like one

[Ash @newashcamp]

Developing a new type of humor in which there is no punchline and it's not funny and you don't enjoy it

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[Chris P. Wicks 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"