Tom

Trying to rhyme with purple.

[Tom @tomzonets]

FUCK!!!

that is all https://t.co/PSzk8SVVYp

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Giants To Acquire Evan Longoria https://t.co/X0JegnKeQh

[Tom @tomzonets]

@emilydawnlove Honestly, you'd think you would've gotten such nonsense as eye toasting out of your system as an undergrad.

[Tom @tomzonets]

4 of 5 stars to Tell Us Something True by Dana Reinhardt https://t.co/dG7dzlu1hu

[Tom @tomzonets]

@khager @kathycoe @ThroneofGlassPH Aww. Thanks Kel. I'm thinking Fri-Sat to be there.

[Kristen Beatty @Kbskate]

Just to put it in perspective. If we held one funeral per day for each of the #Orlando shooting victims... The final one would be July 31st.

[Orlando Pride @ORLPride]

Our thoughts and prayers are with all affected by this morning's terrible tragedy. #PrayForOrlando

[OneBlood @my1blood]

Urgent need for O Neg, O Pos and AB Plasma donors following a mass shooting in Orlando call 1.888.936.6283 or click. https://t.co/4bf6aA1lMS

[Tom @tomzonets]

@Skeptyle I broke the hell out of both wrists, serious breaks. No surgery, but resetting the bones. The Dr fixed me btwn hip replacements.

[Tom @tomzonets]

@Skeptyle Hah. That's why I wanted to be an orthopedic surgeon. Make money, but w/a cool job. Making money just to make money seems hollow.

[Tom @tomzonets]

@Skeptyle Not a cretin in my view. I just got sick of the innumerable business majors. I was pre- med for 2 yrs. Total respect for science.

[Tom @tomzonets]

Pls, get help! UR loved!
Nat'l Suicide Prevention Lifeline
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[Tom @tomzonets]

"Twitter: @nakedweedreport" @derKummerspeck https://t.co/eoSlXu3vpa

[Tom @tomzonets]

@gaepol I hope you had a wonderful Mothers Day as well. :-)

[Tom @tomzonets]

Happy Mothers Day, unless you're a lousy mom. Maybe there should be a special Lousy Mothers day, probably on Friday 13th or a rainy Monday.

[Tom @tomzonets]

Marilyn Monroe vs. Laurence Olivier: A Steel Cage Match https://t.co/VX0u2yxP3d

[Tom @tomzonets]

@RespectSexWork @VICE @KristenLickens Yes, by all means let's do this, because sex workers' lives aren't sufficiently difficult already. smh

[Tom @tomzonets]

@DarbyKarchut I can't imagine why I thought of you. ;-)