Stefano Tonzani

Head of Journal Development @ElsevierConnect. At the intersection of data and science. Low expectations and high standards.

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@lissijean And with this, I will log off from this platform. Forever.

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@cshperspectives A flat ordered list will always have a first and last, no matter how many *** you put in a specific instance of said list (* which will be lost in most other instances of the list, anyway). CRediT is a solution, also to the problem of "who was the bioinformatician in the paper?"

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@Outlook where did the download button go? Seriously, who every thought it was a good idea to get rid of the download button @Office

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@pantonline We'll, at least you're submitting only once...

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@pauldauenhauer Maybe developing the talent already in this country, and that is completely wasted through subpar schools, poverty, lack of access to the right networks, and so on, could be an alternative aim. Those are the people who vote, after all.

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Today there are far fewer people complaining about impact factors on Twitter. Because there are far fewer scientists on Twitter.

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@ManuelBibes @NatureComms If original article is under CC-BY license, you just need to cite the source in the caption. Otherwise, fee applies for commercial purposes (which a review article is, because it will be monetized in some way).

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@CranfordMATTER Corollary to that (at least for me): the allure of free food never goes away.

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#ProductManagerFail : new Outlook can't open the .msg file I just saved from Outlook?!? Srsly?

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#Berlusconi ha capito il presente, e distrutto il futuro.

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@manuelhe @martinmbauer Same here. Like trying to read a book before you've learned the alphabet.

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@paleymir Like: how?

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@rohan_s_mehta @PracheeAC I would have used a few more (), in high school.

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Me: "I want to know about X".
Bad organization: "Oh, it would be nice to know, but we don't have a budget for it".
Good organization: "Nice idea, here's some time and resources for you to dig."
Great organization: "Yep, we've looked into this in 2021. Here's the slide deck."

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Person: "Oh, I so wish I could do X".
Me: "Here's a tool that does it for you".
Person: "Oh, but not like that! I'll go back to my spreadsheet/Outlook/carrier pigeon"

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@Da_Moses4879 @punsnparticles 💯

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@PicturesFoIder "In morte di M. F."

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@cshperspectives @behaviOrganisms I disagree about PhDs (they get free and highly valuable education), but the other two are spot-on.

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@JakeYeston Humans do this in every context. By "this", I mean consider the externalities.

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I'm in this phase at my new job