Cuz Lightyear

to fuck around is human. to find out is divine.

[Cuz Lightyear @toothIesstom]

if i saw this shit on my way to work im hitting boul with a 24 oz hot coffee and running his pockets

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Wawa Boy (via TikTok/dj_gabe_real)

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Jewish niggas be like "we dont control American politics" and then spend 30 million dollars unseating a single congressman in Kentucky

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years
>mildly criticize Israel once
>instantly lose
Interesting.

[Cuz Lightyear @toothIesstom]

Public stoning

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Arcadia, California Mayor Eileen Wang has been charged with allegedly acting as an illegal foreign agent for China.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

You will absolutely not be prepared for the logo that flashes at the end of this drone combat video

[Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro 🇨🇦 @JATetro]

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[Marco “Chark” Rubio @Charkyblonde10]

Murphy’s Irish Pub, Wisconsin

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

america was about to go on the most brain melting run of all time and then baby boomers took three puffs of ditch weed and decided enriching the third world would be more chill

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

BlackRock CEO Larry Fink—who played an instrumental role in forcing woke diversity quotas on companies—now concedes that the "woke era" was "a failed experiment".

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang him. Seriously hang him.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

The ATF violates the constitutional rights of Americans and needs to be abolished.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

every conspiracy theory is real

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me and the boys leaving toyotathon https://t.co/Lw5aq2MUSv

[Legend @realLegendAfg]

What’s coming next will make 9/11 look like a dress rehearsal. The last administration brought the enemy in. They funded them with your tax dollars. Their holdovers blocked our bill to defund the Taliban just last week in the Senate.

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

CAUGHT ON HIDDEN CAMERA: Georgetown Professor Caught on Hidden Camera  Calling Black Conservatives “Coons” & Saying He “Works With Stupid White People” on undercover date with James O’Keefe.

“Candace Owens? Another coon.”

“I work with stupid white people.”

“I’d have to stop being a reporter to say what I really think.”

Jonathan Franklin, a current University adjunct professor & former NPR correspondent who built his career on issues of race, culture, & justice, was recorded making openly racist remarks during an undercover date with James O’Keefe.

Franklin, scheduled to teach a Georgetown course on interviewing & sourcing, labeled Black conservatives such as Candace Owens, Lawrence Jones, & Clarence Thomas as “coons,” & mocked his colleagues, saying he “works with stupid white people.”

He also falsely claimed he was a national correspondent for CBS, a claim he later admitted was untrue.

During the confrontation, Franklin attempted to assault an OMG cameraman before fleeing.

Georgetown University records confirm Franklin is currently teaching students how to “interview sources effectively,” even as he privately uses racial slurs and expresses biases fundamentally incompatible with journalistic ethics.

@Georgetown

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

🚨IMMEDIATE RELEASE🚨 Congressman Dan Crenshaw Threatens to Sue Shawn Ryan.

@DanCrenshawTX @RepDanCrenshaw