Billy Parker 🇵🇸

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Christians will tell you that their god is all loving and then proceed to tell you he will fucking kill you for making a joke

[scubaduuba @Subaduuba]

@historyinmemes and mocked Jesus on it, just an observation.

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

low tier ragebait but it will actually work tbf

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Surprised more people don't talk about how many English towns are named after U.S. cities

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

'goonbaiting'

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

How come as soon as troons start to pass even slightly they start dressing very provocatively and goonbaiting like any other western female? Why does "She" feel the need to arch her back and wear a tiny dress to tempt men?

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

pandering to the yanks to promote your onlyfans, fucking traitor

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, AMERICA YOU KEEP ON DELIVERING! 😍

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

@whorewerton the what?! 😭

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

The way the past few days have proven you could make up absolutely anything about the British way of life and and American will actually believe you

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

@mincatter I was joking about the general practitioners bit but I actually assumed GP would stand for Gotham police or something, I would’ve never guessed it was actually “Guinea Pig”

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

I will forever grieve Superman Summer

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Why is every Snyder fan so fucking corny? 😭

[Bekou Movies @bekoumovies]

Snyder fans to Gunn fans

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Never watched this show, got no interest in this show but I will watch it for my GOAT

[Pop Base @PopBase]

David Tennant has joined the cast of ‘Only Murders In The Building’ Season 6.

(https://t.co/32k7OMnUzC)

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Americans we see literally one British person say something about their life and then become convinced that every single one of us is the exact same

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

Okay, now I'm REALLY sad. Do English people really not cook sandwiches?

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

fuck me, how did they get away with this?!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Comic Book Fan: “I really enjoyed this persons performance and I think they’d be great as this character that I like 😊”

Twitter User: “I fucking hate you”

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

*sees actress do great work in an original film*

now what if she played a superhero?

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Mac McDonald would love this (derogatory)

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

The Left has no response to this

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

“DENNIS method” it’s the fucking DENNIS SYSTEM! you fucking larper

[minerva catter @mincatter]

IM SO MAD

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Yeah, you hate women, we get it now, Jon

[Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy @jondelarroz]

If you only knew how bad things really are...

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

What the fuck

[Billy Parker 🇵🇸 @topazfriday]

Trying to make musk look tuff 😭 🥀

[Dume @gietzschean]

>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE