Ruan

hi :DD

[Ruan @topscrandle]

Chicago twt is so easy
All you have to do is mention Chicago and get like a thousand likes

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

chicago

[Ruan @topscrandle]

Absolutely bodied lmfao

[Bee @bee_my_girl]

My partner mentioned that they were Buddhist culturally to one of the Christian missionaries on our college campus and the guy said "Jesus rose from the dead. Do you know who never rose from the dead? Buddha." and they replied "Yeah dude that was kinda the whole point" LMAO

[Ruan @topscrandle]

Never telling anyone to k themselves on this silly application again

[Ruan @topscrandle]

The flu sucks #opinion

[Ruan @topscrandle]

She nim on my rod til I nincumpoop

[Ruan @topscrandle]

@Aizawa_aiminn @Sasukebix Maybe bc his haircut is fucking terrible

[Ruan @topscrandle]

@SORBEAUX @s1gmagorilla @tillcidal What’s the American way to pronounce yuriy vantasović-strajderović

[Ruan @topscrandle]

@AssistantMagus @Haf_art Church bishops famously move in diagonals

[Ruan @topscrandle]

@_dubiouss @chaoticglitched Wow this is totally realistic and possible for your average person to do! You’re so smart!

[Ruan @topscrandle]

Shout out to my homeboy who bought Yugioh cards with Klarna @uvilla_soad #WeKnowWho

[claire @poopandpee333]

Once i dated this guy who used klarna to buy rick owens

[Ruan @topscrandle]

Will I pop out a daughter at 33?
Find out in approximately 7 years

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

@Adellama_ im literally 33 yrs old

[Ruan @topscrandle]

I hate trying to find house tracks cuz typing “track that repeats Yes over and over” doesn’t cut it

[Ruan @topscrandle]

The lizard person the CIA planted to distract me:

[luna @saintherons]

i hate them first few months of dating where i gotta pretend like i actually lotion myself right after a shower ughhhhhhh

[MBT @MBTYuGiOh]

EXCUSE ME??

[LSMN4 @theloosieman]

You guys gotta stop worshipping money and markets it’s gonna get us all killed probably too late but ima go fishing anyways

[Ruan @topscrandle]

When I see a flock of birds fly around in sync I’m reminded of those strip mall Zumba classes like yeah we also do wacky shit in group settings on your local parking lot what up

[Ruan @topscrandle]

Moe said he'll go first, I said I'll take next
Here, take this raincoat and practice safe sex!

[dre🍀 @anthrtime]

humor in hip-hop is one of my favorite things man. so many times parts of a verse or a line have made me laugh out loud

[Ruan @topscrandle]

@MaXPnX_ @CrazyMattMusic @SecondRingSZN Had to calm myself down from this ragebait fuck you

[Ruan @topscrandle]

When you start smoking cigs performatively but develop a nicotine addiction on accident

[kate @selfpunisher]

quitting cigarettes has made me realize that my favorite part of it was always how much other people disliked the fact that someone like me smoked them. and i don’t know what to replace that with