Toraptus

he/him
Crypto enthusiast
I play Super Mario Maker 2 a lot.
#TeamJamp

[Toraptus @toraptus]

Most days are like a tightrope walk between my narcissm and low self esteem

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Fascinated by the people who have Venmo transactions set to public

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Unhinged? I was born with the door open.

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It's the 10th anniversary of this picture and I can't stop laughing. Sorry, @egoraptor.

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Haven't been asked my favorite subject in a while...

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I like to put on the Coconut Mall music in the car and pretend I'm playing Mario Kart (while observing the posted speed limit, of course)

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My inner voice is by far the sassiest bitch I know

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

I was put on this earth to elevate a brand’s identity

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Yellow is the best Starburst color. Who's with me?

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The story of Noah's Ark is just old timey apocalypse porn

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@RJMorgenstern Are they more or less trustworthy than master career strategists that help other master career strategists bring their strategizing to the next level?

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@ryukahr sorry to break it to you my friend
https://t.co/bwNnVRIKfL

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@MahDryBread Scary Derriere?

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Sometimes you just gotta spurt n snurt

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Pretty sure 2 girls 1 cup is responsible for a lot more societal change than we give it credit for

[BigRedBoy @RealBigRedBoy]

Big Announcement!! (not for attention)
Over the past few weeks not much has changed in my life and I wanted to tell you all that. I want it to be crystal clear how important this is to me. Thanks for all the love and support ❤️🙏

Sincerely,
BigRedBoy

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@RJMorgenstern @criterionchannl I didn't win and now I'm devastated.

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Save money, live better. Taco Bell.

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@RJMorgenstern Me me or you me?

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New York City more like New York Silly

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Bingo bongo, springo sprongo
The Democratic Republic of Congo