Tore Andersen

Markedsfyr i Bergen Vann. På fritiden: far til tre. Fotball: Brann og Leeds

[Idub Liu @IdubLiu]

@GBC_Press DON'T STOP RAISING YOUR VOICES.

[Erik Dale 🇳🇴 @EuroDale]

Fans celebrating with the Finnish folk Jenka, humming Norwegian Dance No. 2 by 19th century classical composer Edvard Grieg.

And you mean to tell me White people have no culture? 🇳🇴😂

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[The Middle East @A_M_R_M1]

🚨 Pedro Sánchez:

“We received today a message demanding that Lamine Yamal be suspended because he raised the Palestinian flag during FC Barcelona celebrations yesterday.

I think this is ridiculous; that I am being asked to suspend a player just for raising the Palestinian flag.

Instead, I believe you should contact FIFA to ban you from participating in football because of what you have been doing for more than three years: systematic killing and genocide committed in the most horrific ways.

Lamine Yamal will be honored, and this flag will remain an icon of celebrations in the streets of Spain from today onward.”

[Tore Andersen @toreandersen]

@nff_info gidder dere å slå av reggae-musikken? #cupfinale

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🔥 UNITED TAKE ALL THREE POINTS!!!

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Zionism is nazism.

📍Naples, Italy

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

I confronted Nick Shirley about his lies in Ukraine. He pretended there was no war.

He said his ‘reporting’ was satire. JD Vance now calls him America’s best journalist.

Important to remember: this was not just a daycare, this is a country where people are being bombed daily.

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🚀 Tanaka... TANAKAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Sean {ʀ}øskeland @Seanrosk]

Husk at det er viktig å heie på Bodø/Glimt i Europa, sånn de har råd til å kjøpe den beste spilleren din og visekaptein, og sånn at han heller har lyst til å spille for dem enn for din klubb 🤗

[Bart Tywoniuk @B4r7_]

Motherfucking wind farms…

[Tore Andersen @toreandersen]

#FreePalaestine

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

"Your name is Elon now."

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

🤍 𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘! 🤍

With two games still to play, @LUFC's return to the top tier of English football is confirmed 👊

We predict a...party! 🙌

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

And I found it, the best tweet of the year.

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

⚡️Robert De Niro has something important to say. His words matter—don’t miss it

#SlavaUkraïni 🇺🇦

[Tore Andersen @toreandersen]

@WilliamTorvik @DrImperatusRex @KristianGunder Nei, det blir dyrt

[Tore Andersen @toreandersen]

https://t.co/8GbmGoCWJ3

#horneland

[Tore Andersen @toreandersen]

@MariuszGPacocha @helene_her Nei.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This is how I feel. No apologies.