tori dowling

you bring the tequila. i'll bring the limes.

[tori dowling @toridowling]

I never realized how much time I would spend trying to help my baby fart

[tori dowling @toridowling]

@angieguld @Delta 48+ hours into the trip without luggage for @angieguld and no end in sight. Do better @Delta @AerLingus !

[tori dowling @toridowling]

How did Pepsi win the ATL airport contract when Coca Cola is based here?

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME!

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Insomnia reaches a whole new level when you’re forced to sleep with an extra pillow 💤

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Really sad day for me. It finally happened. Bread betrayed me. I broke a tooth on a piece of sourdough 😢

[tori dowling @toridowling]

@MoEgger1530 @Skyline_Chili Skyline dip 🤤

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Being the “always on time” friend is my best and worst personality trait

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[tori dowling @toridowling]

@MikePosner @PEACHdowling

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The holidays are over, y'all. It’s back to that 9 to 5 😉 #MondayMotivation

[tori dowling @toridowling]

@WHITEHARDEN7 #5 all the way

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

All we gotta do is keep drinking until the new year and then we can get our lives together.

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Did I or didn’t I order Shrek: The Ultimate Collection tonight ?

[Ivan Morozov @ivanmorozov]

Gameday sunrise at @virginia_tech .
Go Hokies! Beat the hoos!
@TechSideline

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Almost made it to December without turning the heat on 🥶

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Dinner is served

[tori dowling @toridowling]

Now accepting guesses for the annual Christmas card theme 🧐🎄