T. R. Batz ✨🦇

Tori with a capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for Cool 😎

[T. R. Batz ✨🦇 @torirenlyn]

(de niro voice) I have a hole, Greg. could you breed me?

[T. R. Batz ✨🦇 @torirenlyn]

@SlamMeBoss I need to see a picture

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Gianni® @GianniJ08]

Autoritratto 😀🎨

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

brain keeps whispering evil things to me. to defeat this i will isolate myself and engage in negative behaviors until it resolves itself. this has never worked historically but surely it will work this time

[Teresa @teresarose2727]

@wwxwashere

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Must be Protestant

[T. R. Batz ✨🦇 @torirenlyn]

Established 1943, eh? Didn’t have anything better to do that year? Instead of worrying about Uno, you should have been worried about World War Dos.

[T. R. Batz ✨🦇 @torirenlyn]

@fiona_lone @latkedelrey Please don’t do this! I work for an insurance company and if people say anything like that, we have to report it and they’ll send cops do a wellness check 😣 So not worth it

[໊ @sonohoor]

people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head” like babe yes, that’s the problem. how do i get it out of there

[temple runner @misscalcula]

picking at your skin is OK if you feel like this time it will really truly make it smooth

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

guy who gets a borderline sexual thrill from answering “pulp.” when people ask “blur or oasis?”

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

they r friends

[T. R. Batz ✨🦇 @torirenlyn]

Logan: …and that is why I believe it is GAY to love women. 👏

[trash jones @jzux]

therapist: i think we need to work on your tendency to catastrophize

me: oh great so you fucking hate me?

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

lowkey i’m sure if a surgeon opened me up they would not find the standard assortment of organs

[amber leigh 🪭arirang tour @mbrleigh]

ROAN OF ARC OH MY GOD CHAPPELL????????????

[T. R. Batz ✨🦇 @torirenlyn]

Guys love it when you swallow your earbuds in front of them