Tori Van Hooser 🌈

I worked at Cracker Barrel and it’s a huge part of my personality 🪩🥂

she/her

[kjaypaw :3 @kjaypaw]

just overheard my loved ones use my name as the hint to the word “Alcoholic” in a game (i am drunk in my room)

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[Tori Van Hooser 🌈 @torivanhooser]

@evek181818 Mine is probably not healthy but I vividly imagine what the consequences would be if I failed to complete it, and if THAT doesn’t work, vividly imagine how much nicer my life would be if I completed the task

[Dani 💸 @alcisnerosfan]

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i see another gay person at the thrift store and i start resource guarding like a dog

[hannah @crankhart]

Only two people have ever truly understood me and both of them don’t like me

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Riding my bike to work in such shit weather that people assume I have a DUI

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[Bejuss squim @haloforgirls]

Penile eyes penalize penal lies

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

aerie is the first big company that i’ve seen formally state that they won’t use ai-generated imagery. it’s one of their most engaged posts with 33k likes.

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

[—Babatunde’s hubris 9th Shift NTT @zomvilien]

Fell in love is a stretch

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

I learn so much from novels. Types of knots, types of boats, types of whales, parts of whales, methods for processing whales, what can be made from whale, shape of whale, what the whale did, the whale's likely motivation, color of said whale, metaphysical ramifications of said co

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Montessori clown school where they let you slip on a banana peel at your own pace

[Sarah Mergen @nekyias]

recently befriended an objectively unattractive part of myself and it’s surreal to experience how differently i had been treating it

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Hiring a private investigator to find out if I’m gay

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

do not take me to an escape room. i was a c-section. someone is gonna have to come get me