lemur nissan

I’m trying to build my clout

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Do you think @1future still stands by his lyrics “fuck it, MASK-OFF”

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

I like feeding my 76 year old sponsor 15mg zyn’s like a pigeon bc he thinks they’re yummy

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Anyone else’s AirPods spin around like a friggin beyblade when you drop one?

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

What do you call a guy with 8 weiners?

Jocktopus

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

POPE PORTILLO !

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

HOT DOG POPE!!!

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

I always have my own opinions. Couldn’t catch me concurring, never.

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

@BananaRepublic

Good quality pants

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Good news for SMU today, they will
Not be afraid of the white out

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Maybe we should spend less time fighting each other and more time fighting #AlQaeda

[Army-Navy Game @ArmyNavyGame]

Alright fans we’re closing in on kickoff!

Who’s winning the 125th Army-Navy Game presented by @USAA 🇺🇸

⚔️ or ⚓️ ?

#ArmyNavy

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

I think @DUALIPA would learn to love me if she took the time to get to know me

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

I don’t have diarrhea my stomach is on x-games mode

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

I swallowed a zyn and my tummy really hurts

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Financially speaking, right now is arguably the hardest it’s been out here for a pimp

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Creepin through windows to bless y’all with some unsolicited deck pics

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Vince young having a madden cover is proof that anything can happen. Keep your head up, playa

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Willing to bet Bobby Flay could make T. rex meat fall off the bone

[PETA @peta]

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 https://t.co/cxlUXI2HhY #DinosaurDay

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

Two very different backgrounds, one shared purpose.

Born to horn

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

BBL drizzy

[lemur nissan @tornado_randy]

At the kids table in velour shorts for cookie time