Sara

[Sara @totislo]

Me: so what do you want for dessert?
@igama: avocado. Is part of the menu
Me: what?
@igama: avocado!
Me: ahhhh affogato
🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sara @totislo]

⁦@EE⁩ every month now there is an issue with top ups or the login to your website…how am I supposed to top up if nothing works?

[Sara @totislo]

@mmpadellan Because people are afraid of what they don’t understand or control

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

Cash for questions played a big part in bringing down the Tory government of the 1990s. Now a Tory MP has taken three times his salary as a lobbyist. It’s against parliamentary rules. His Tory mates want to let him off. Spot the difference between the 90s and now.

[Elizabeth Wathuti , O.G.W 🇰🇪 @lizwathuti]

Here is my full speech at the #COP26 World Leaders Summit Opening Ceremony with a key message from Earth to COP: "Open your hearts"!

The youth voices at the World Leaders Summit will probably get the least coverage! So I'll upload them here! Share widely!

[Amy W Schwartz @lizardschwartz]

Normalise saying 'wow, it seems like you really need to work on your time management skills' to people who brag about how long they work

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We will never get tired of sharing this.

Please RT for all the healthcare workers from around the world who do so much for so many as part of our NHS.

[Sara @totislo]

@vd @femorais @igama I just asked @igama what he did to you yesterday…

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

I’d laugh if life under @BorisJohnson weren’t so bloody tragic.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Brexit in five stages:

Things will be better.
Things won’t be *that* bad.
Things are bad but it’s not our fault.
Things are awful but that was the plan.
I have no idea what they’ll claim next.

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

Soaring gas prices will plunge half a million more families into fuel poverty.

It’s simply indefensible for the government to cut Universal Credit.

If the Business Secretary is really spending today trying to work out how to help, his starting point must be to cancel the cut.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There’s no such thing as an “awkward silence”

Silence is lovely.

“Awkward talking” is the worst.

Long live silences!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Y’all really don’t know how much people with uteruses are accustomed to just…dealing with pain. Pain is NORMALIZED. You know what we get told to do when dealing with mind-numbing menstrual cramp pain? Take an ibuprofen. Place an iud? NOTHING.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

The reasons why women have abortions:

[David Henig 🇺🇦 @DavidHenigUK]

Wait a moment, why aren't we funding social care from the money we sent to the EU rather than a rise in national insurance?

There was a bus...

[LozzatheAngel 535 @Angelsfeartogo]

Spotted this…