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[treebird @tr33bird]

@kuchisakeonnax It makes Kitty realizing it when he’s going over the bye bye birdie ad that much better

[treebird @tr33bird]

@the_Brad_youget @ThymeToBeBorn Your wife hates you and regrets marrying you

[treebird @tr33bird]

@RandoJLo @pablofindsout @PabloTorre @MotherJones Of all the stories you could chase, you had to pick one that indicts my worldview. Do better.

[treebird @tr33bird]

The nfl really knocked it out of the park with the shot where they show the quarterback under center from the back and then zoom out so you can see the rest of the field

[treebird @tr33bird]

@Milordon82 @robgoldbergo @JHWeissmann Backpedaling entirely after stating “you are completely wrong” about an issue you agree that he’s late to the party on is a really good bit

[treebird @tr33bird]

@lukewarmbozo He is anti? Or a more nuanced autist?

[treebird @tr33bird]

@WhiteFunk89 @in2gr8in @shroomsocialist There’s a reason his special is on YouTube and not Netflix

[fab @tenetations]

somebody get these PREDATORS out of here

[treebird @tr33bird]

@ErnestSegui @robertgraham Ernest Seagull

[treebird @tr33bird]

@caitleg Shoulda turned comments off for this one lol

[treebird @tr33bird]

@i_zzzzzz @Yogalnstructor What in gods name is going on up there. We’ve got enough to worry about down here

[treebird @tr33bird]

@Hermit_Thrush @VoyeurBee Thrush fucked in 2013. It was in all the papers

[treebird @tr33bird]

@justinboldaji Chuck klosterman-ass thing to say

[treebird @tr33bird]

I’ll bet this hits so hard if you’re incredibly stupid

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Wemby is either going to the Finals or jail. Spurs in 7.

[treebird @tr33bird]

@jaycaspiankang Also gave one of the best character quotes I’ve ever seen to the DTH which I’ve tried unsuccessfully to find over the years (and which only flies on a team as dominant as ‘09): “coach (williams) is always saying things to make me work harder. It doesn’t really affect me”

[treebird @tr33bird]

@CTachio83984 That sounds more like a Butthead impression

[treebird @tr33bird]

@spotted_model Definitely call the school and record it and post it here

[treebird @tr33bird]

@RogTiming @povertygru Carmine:: “He wants to have sex with Ginny?”