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I write dumb jokes I think of here

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As long as you don't drive, the legal alcohol limit is SLOSHED

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@Chessfactor @PeriklesGREAT @_David_Bauer_ 20 years is generous. I want to see fights with no weapons against lions, tigers, monkeys, bears and more in a coliseum.

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@hasanthehun you are a handjob.

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@jrtshingane @Raindropsmedia1 you have a child's brain

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@redban @KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe @adamraycomedy @SalVulcano @GregFitzShow Adam Ray playing all three of these guys is next level! Eat your heart out Eddie Murphy

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@redban @KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe @bertkreischer @RickIngraham hey that's that guy that really REALLY loves dogs

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@hasanthehun Hitler agrees with you about the jews

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Don't take your depressed Irish friend to a rooftop bar. They might not take the stairs when they decide to leave unannounced.

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@Kay199604 Nice try, Ibrahim

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Her: What would you do if I was a worm?
Me: I would be the first guy to titty fuck a worm, I guess

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@marionumber4 What are you gonna do, scalp us for it back? Shit's over bro. Live your life ya fuckin losers.

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@Tectone Damn I could use some bots to react to my jokes 😮‍💨

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@gremloe

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It's crazy to me that a deaf person could even get AIDs in their ears. Maybe wear earmuffs next time, buddy.

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@cooldavidiscool @Xbox @XboxGamePass this looks nothing like Tampa

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@Shirley_Notsrs @Awk20000 Humblegold The Great, Slayer of Lich King

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Ghosts are just aliens of time

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Do TSA agents even have any dental background? Everytime they give me a cavity search they just finger my ass

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Noble circles are just triangles

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