Kate Lakeland

Bottle blonde

[azy @azymanzur]

#GrowingUpBritish your weekly assembly in primary school consisted of these two

[Kate Lakeland @trainingkate]

@LechugayRuiz @paquiandthecake hola mis hermanas espanolas, que tal?! Todo bien aqui pero os echo mucho de menos xxx

[emily bell @emilybell]

'Watching him was like watching a live abortion of Churchill's oratorial legacy' Brilliant evisceration @MarinaHyde https://t.co/23VWd2RfMg

[Leo Carey @LeoJCarey]

This Guardian comment re likely course of Brexit negotiations a must-read: https://t.co/lOQpsZJLDy

[Kate Lakeland @trainingkate]

@bodyform have just seen your add, absolutely brilliant, can't wait to show my daughter, thanks loads.

[Kate Lakeland @trainingkate]

@LechugayRuiz hola guapa, estoy viendo el concurso de Eurovision, la cancion espanola no esta mal, verdad? Besos a todos, preciosa xx

[Tony Cowards @TonyCowards]

Who's the saddest person at the pasta factory?
The one who's filling cannelloni.

[Lists of Note @ListsOfNote]

Nihilistic Password Security Questions

[Alice Jones @alicevjones]

Having scrolled through most of the Tatler list for my column, I have settled on this as the quintessential biog.

[Texts from Mum @textsfrommum]

WHAT TIME BACK FROM FOOTBALL DINNER AT SIX GAMMON

[Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit]

I remember when Facebook was done entirely by fax. #80sfacebook @ThePoke

[Mary Ann Sieghart @MASieghart]

Existential photo of the day

[Kate Lakeland @trainingkate]

@philinmadrid ay ay ay, hola guapo! So ace to hear from you, think of you often. All good in Madrid?

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

JK Rowling Slam. Game, set - you're no match.

[Kate Lakeland @trainingkate]

@VictoriaPeckham as mum of yr 6 boy, and a secondary school teacher, today's column is spot on.

[Kate Lakeland @trainingkate]

@alispiers watching grease, hot dog has just jumped into bun #whyayayohwhy