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@CareHub_Rep scammer

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@CustomerUp2639 scammer

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@OnlineControlCS scammer

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@Easy__Clm scammer

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@MartinSLewis My monthly direct debit with @SouthernWater has increased from £31.70 in 2024 to £72.50 last month. We're on a meter and our usage in recent years has been both stable and relatively modest - between 260-80 litres per day on average. How do people afford these increases? #scandal

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@MartinSLewis Just been told by @SouthernWater of yet another increase in my direct debit. On a meter for years, with usage broadly constant.

These are my monthly DDs over the last three years:

23-24 £31.70
24-25 £44.49
From June 25 £66.70
From Feb 26 £72.48

It's a scandal!

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@MattChorley Are these Xmas jingles clever post-modern festive irony or just extraordinarily terrible to listen to? Either way, OFCOM intervention feels imminent ... Merry Xmas!

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@_DHOTYA It's a public service, tbh. Get back on the front lines, Canute - the tide of social media bullshit is overwhelming ...

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@StuartHumphryes Fantastic to see your work again on here - it really does lift my spirits and create moments of wonder. Thank you.

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@Baddiel Was this from-ages ago?

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@swtrains_watch It's been cancelled, and there's replacement bus service on the way (probably).

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@fesshole Isn't this basically just an episode of Terry and June?

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@rcolvile That we are now further away (in time) from the release of the first Beatles single than that release was from Victorian Britain

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@StuartHumphryes As always, these are simply incredible: amazing photos, restored with (literal) brilliance.

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@GenevaGnome @Samfr "apart from anything else they ignite with such magnesium intensity — the pine needles raging like gorse — that you are at serious risk of setting fire to your chimney"

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@SW_Help Don't worry. I had travelled Win to Bsk. All the trains to Cpj from there seem to go via Wat. The guard has confirmed that I can travel on to Wat and double back to Cpj.

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@SW_Help I was booked onto the 0618 Win to ClapJ train, which is cancelled. I will try to get to Bstoke and travel onwards from there - but National Rail advised that to get to Clapham I will need to travel via Waterloo. Will this be okay?

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@SW_Help Thanks for responding. I'm now on the Basingstoke train (as advised at Win). What are my options from here?

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@hoffman_noa It sounds very Game of Thrones; perhaps it is?

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@Samfr You could clutch the pearls with your toes? Unconventional, admittedly.