amanda 🦝

raccoons...

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self that I’d be ringing in 2021 by watching #ratatouillethemusical

[kauan ⌘ @kauandubh]

something for like 10 people idk

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

can’t stop thinking about my student that spelled “artifacts” as “art of facts” on their midterm

[probably a raccoon @wesaketchak]

when we become immortal tomorrow do the astronauts around the moon get it too or is the ball outta field on that one

[Tom Farro 💀🤌 Skeletom @FomTarro]

Depressed guy learning Chinese is like "Oh, 我 is Me."

[academic rusty spoon, MA @snorthnorth]

Non solum chopped sed etiam unc

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

omg how did they know…

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

They don’t let you see your phone’s clock in Candy Crush for the same reason they don’t let you see them in Vegas casinos

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

so fucked up that t*ktok keeps showing me videos about legend of zelda when I’ve never had less time to play legend of zelda… grad school is a PRISON

[cassie✨🇵🇭 @rbcelsius]

"wdym your friend is a car" that's vroomf

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

these heated rivalry boys are getting the type of fame that they make up for montages in movies

[chase @cfree94]

DO SOMETHING @FBI @KamalaHarris @ChappellRoan

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

he thought he saw jungkook

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

why don’t they just make a birth control that has 4 weeks of real pills and no placebo like hasn’t technology advanced enough that we can do that

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

terrified bc I took my car to the shop bc it was making a grinding sound and also got my oil changed…

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

My life is like Sex and the City but with no sex and it’s the suburbs

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

called security and idk if they got towed or not but the car is gone now… feeling #evil 😈😈

[amanda 🦝 @trashamanda]

pulling an all nighter to learn witchcraft so I can curse the motherfucker that parked in my spot