Ash not Smash

40-ish ex-science geek. WLTM Twitterers 4 fun&frolicks. Aggressively lies about age. Often found on dance floor asleep. Sometimes funny...

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

C’mon Julia, remember you’re a #badbitch !!!! 💅💪💪 #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

I feel like some of the editing needed to be slicker…in semi final 1 I saw staging moving, audience signs, camera shots of people’s backs and people walking on the stage! 😬 Otherwise love love loved it. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

@GinDanUK She’s back!!!!!

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

@RishiSunak If @RishiSunak wanted us to actually hold him to account he’d give us some actual details about how we would measure his success, or perhaps any benchmarks to make a fair and accurate comparison in 12 months, no? For example, cutting which NHS waiting lists exactly?…

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

@tottlgomiy @Channel4 Me too! I lost track of the eps as the scheduling was a complete shambles, then was looking forward to catching up on ep8, and have the same issue. I feel like I’ve seen the first 6/7 mins and then the end muted. 🤦‍♀️ @Channel4 when will you fix it??

[Callum 🏳️‍🌈 @callum_gx]

Snog / Marry / Avoid?
Last night in Parrots GC! 🍹🍹🍹
#Parrots #Yumbo #GranCanaria @trashlene

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

@currys Thanks!

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

Hey @currys if I buy a laptop online, will I get a vat receipt emailed to me?

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

Hey @NHSBSA_OHS I applied for a GHIC months ago but it never showed up and I re-applied today and got a message saying existing application found. Can you help?

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

@TfL Thanks Sue for your help! 👍

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

Hey @TfL is the Victoria line night tube running this evening? So sat night into sun morning? Thanks!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things said by nearly all Brits about the weather this weekend:

1. “I can’t believe how nice it is!”
2. “There’s people outside in shorts”
3. “It makes such a difference, doesn’t it?”
4. “We could eat outside”
5. “Actually it’s not that warm”
6. “Shall we go in?”

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

@Spiranidancer Moonlight sonata!

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Absolutely brilliant work by @SethMacFarlane and the Family Guy team.

If people still don’t know how vaccines work after this, then I really don’t know what to tell you.

[Callum 🏳️‍🌈 @callum_gx]

So much fun at the #goldengirls tonight @2BrewersClapham #thetwobrewers defo catch them on tour! 🎉👏🏻👏🏻 @misstanyahyde @Missrosegdn @trashlene

[DEN @denloungewear]

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[DEN @denloungewear]

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[Ryan @ryanjc1980]

Shattered from her big walk with Aunty @trashlene 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

[DEN @denloungewear]

Not long to go now !!! Who’s excited to get inside our amazing new @denloungewear Union Suits , captured here by @tomtillustrated ! #DenLoungewear #ComeOnIn 🐻💪🏻👯‍♂️

[Ash not Smash @trashlene]

I love Kaz!! She’s so articulate and good at communicating #LoveIsland