Travis

Golemancer, cloud security engineer, virtual pet enthusiast

[Travis @travi_sg]

Putting mio hydrate in my bottle of wine so I don't get a hangover
Call that a pinot migio

[مایا @ablata_at_alba]

it really does warm my heart to know that a lot of these wannabe yuppie social climbers are being stonewalled out of cosmopolitan society because they realized, too late, that being cruel and vulgar little freaks is a major faux pas

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fox News will never report this because it destroys their entire narrative.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

having my first glass of water at 35

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Eric @ebcinpa]

Philly summer is officially here

[Travis @travi_sg]

Choices

[Travis @travi_sg]

Finally fixed my home server speeds

[Travis @travi_sg]

Who lives in a temp file under the C://?

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

i’m crying

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

It is simply inconceivable to me that a significant portion of the population wakes up every morning and chooses to use the Akinator That Makes You Stupid to write their wedding vows, dissertations, tax forms, eulogies etc

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Empathy being thought of as a touchy-feely thing rather than a logical skill that’s essential for understanding other people’s behavior is one of the biggest ongoing psyops of all.

Thoughtfully relating to others’ problems is SYMPATHY. You’re thinking of SYMPATHY. Not empathy.

[lexie @lexycat2005]

when i wake up in the morning i feel a console window open and instantly close

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”

[Travis @travi_sg]

Every morning I make a crucial decision that sets the tone in Teams:

[Ast @astaxol]

is this the correct way to apply thermal paste?

[Milo Smith @mil000]

If we tried to create this in 2026 it would be electron and using 4gb of ram idle on a white page

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Excited to start uploading my government ID and highly sensitive biometric data to shit like my washing machine bc Democrats don’t like anonymous accounts challenging them on Palestine