Bored TravisKalanick

I've got it! @uber but for ice cream!

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

Would you tip your doctor? Or your dentist? Uber Drivers are professionals. https://t.co/adcF9jKRW2

[RETHA JONES @MsRethaJ1962]

I am APPALED that @uber does not allow their drivers to receive TIPS! This policy needs to change NOW! #tipuberdrivers @travisKalanick

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

We already do. It's called Uber https://t.co/c3NTt098wQ

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

What happened next? I can't wait to hear... https://t.co/hUqjLm2k7j

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Uber: "Is this spot ok do drop u off?"

Me: "We're at the edge of a cliff"

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

Can't check name against @realDonaldTrump's Muslim registry yet. Need a Christian registry too - https://t.co/roh4yTXNwn https://t.co/5rxxM66fcF

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

Until electric vehicles are more common, don't worry, cos we've got gas! https://t.co/1eKHeWXbg8

[MIA SAYOKO @miasayoko]

Honestly if you keep farting why are you an uber driver

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I'm calling it "Luft" - get it? =D https://t.co/MZ8dY1ipFP

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber for elevators. Just push a button - on your phone - and the elevator comes to you!

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber for elevators. Just push a button - on your phone - and the elevator comes to you!

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber ratings for slowpokes at airpt security. Tardy w/ laptop or shoes? 1 star for you - & slow lane next time!

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber, but for dating! I'm calling it "Timber" https://t.co/55m6U3IY10

[rip sus @ur2000nlate]

I'm so done w uber rn

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber, but for pony rides! https://t.co/ZiU8dTGnua

[PETA @peta]

#WTF: @Uber requires #UberBLACK have leather. Tell them you don't want to ride with cruelty http://t.co/xPS47kc3lU

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

@stevewoz I've got it! Uber, but for foreign currency. Oh, wait... I said that already. https://t.co/3Ur7iXvold

[Steve Wozniak @stevewoz]

Dinner with Janet and fans. Getting around without euros but couldn't get the updated Uber to work for me. https://t.co/FsTG2gN4UC

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

No, but is Trevor Manuel available? https://t.co/ew6GViQeNt

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

And how would you do surge pricing? https://t.co/2wjHO2kVrg

[Dan Primack @danprimack]

Uber, but for leading Congress.

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber, but for fire & rescue! https://t.co/v1kYsH98yK

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! Uber but for dentists! Plenty Bangladeshi cab drivers are actually dentists who now need new jobs, cause UberX

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

My favorite Disney Princess is Ayn Rand. Snow White Privilege close 2nd! @sarahcuda is least favorite https://t.co/Mxr7uxJ2Ca

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! @uber for self-driving electric wheelchairs! https://t.co/bgmcCFYgA4

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

So, it's like @uber, but for transport? https://t.co/0HcKohAKZw

[CNN International @cnni]

This start-up wants to be like Uber for airplanes: http://t.co/pnELofSqnx

[Bored TravisKalanick @traviskalanick]

I've got it! @uber drivers will now provide foreign currency exchange services. Screw those airport traders. Am I right??