travis jeffery

Building useful tools and sharing what I learn. Author of Distributed Services with Go. @OscilarInc Formerly @confluentinc @segment @basecamp.

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Today was my last day at Confluent. New startup tomorrow. Might fuck around and be early at three billion+ co's in a row.

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2020: Twilio acquires Segment
2021: Confluent IPOs
Nice.

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@lisperati I had an LG microwave fail this year. The magnetron end cap burnt. I'd had the microwave less than two years and would only use it maybe 1 or 2 times a day for 1-3mins. It's a easy fix unless your microwave makes accessing the end cap difficult.

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@tobi @idiom_bytes The equivalent scenario would be letting the public into Shopify's datacenters where idiots and bad faith actors are free to pull wires, drives, whatever, dump water, etc. Do you let the public into Shopify datacenters? No. Where's the freedom, Tobi? Fucking idiot.

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@staysaasy @mitchellh This question is free. F Google, Marry Amazon, Kill Azure.

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@Victoria59L @liberal_party @MarkJCarney Harper was PM Dec 23, 2014. He got the ball rolling.

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@VCBrags "It's just, you're in the fluke business" was the one truthful nugget buried under a rambling heap of trash.

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@brucefanjoy You are the MAN, Bruce! You've accomplished a great service for everyone in Canada, coast-to-coast.

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@tobi @MarkJCarney LOL. You gonna offer PP a job? He's in need. We know that ain't going to happen though, without the position to influence, PP is useless to you. Corrupt fuck.

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@nationalpost Trump's using Putin's playbook: "Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday that he wants Vice President Kamala Harris to win the U.S. presidential election in November" https://t.co/d4xQqVtQgS

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@JacquiDelaney Putin gave Trump his playbook: "Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday said Moscow would back US Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic Party’s nominee, in presidential elections in November." https://t.co/tsK54x8NYV

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@AndrewLawton Trump had just got off the phone with Putin, who gave him this tip: "Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday said Moscow would back US Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic Party’s nominee, in presidential elections in November."

https://t.co/tsK54x8NYV

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@Prominent_Bryan Trump had just got off the phone with Putin, who gave him this tip: "Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday said Moscow would back US Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic Party’s nominee, in presidential elections in November." https://t.co/tsK54x8NYV

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@itsallrel4tive @SilviaPencak @KevMVickers Why stop with Musk? Why not say they'll elect Trump, or Hitler? Just as likely to happen. That's the issue with your argument and what makes it a red herring.

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@itsallrel4tive @SilviaPencak @KevMVickers The only thing this says anything about is the opposition.

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@itsallrel4tive @SilviaPencak @KevMVickers Uh huh. Well, when that happens... I think we'll be waiting a while--in the mean time, here's some reading: https://t.co/ZfTchSOnXO

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@chaosreigns111 @AlyanWh It's not a coincidence. Almost every provincial party currently is conservative.

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@itsallrel4tive @SilviaPencak @KevMVickers The public votes for the parties, the parties elects their leader, whatever party has the most seats is the PM. That's how our system works.

We probably have an election next month. At which point you can grasp at the next straw.

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@SilviaPencak @KevMVickers "EVERYONE on your list was an elected MP prior to becoming an MP - even though they might not have been an MP at the time of election" --- Stop right there and re-read that again as long as it takes.

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@RealAlbanianPat I have a bridge to sell you.

https://t.co/tsK54x9lOt

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@brianlilley We know.

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@sallis_joe @MattGrierMusic Putin publicly endorsed Harris. You actually think Putin wanted Harris in the White House over his own asset, Trump? Any one with a brain knows that Trump would have an easy deal with PP.

https://t.co/d4xQqVtQgS