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Gratia non tollit naturam sed perficit.
System.out.println("More tea, Vicar?");

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@holysmoke And the "game over" moment for Anglicans: they do not drink tea. Many lovely people, including the taxi driver who tried to convert me on a 90min journey. Just not orthodox Christian.

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@TheBabylonBee I'm beginning to think my role as a Church of England vicar might require the carrying of the historic longbow.

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@jk_rowling People occasionally can't "gender" me from behind, then they come round the front and have a look, and sometimes ask. No harm is done. If any of the critics of Sharron Davies don't have Olympic medals I suggest they shut up.

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@treesey So many questions - how many primary age girls are having periods? But above all, what insensitive oafs thought they'd like the other under-11s to know about it?

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@Howard_Lovy I have no connection to him, just remember him as one of the hostages with the most beautiful smile full of love. All these wonderful people lost to us.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Has this absolute numpty not even been told that you never run with something in your mouth in case you suddenly smack into something and seriously injure yourself?

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@Elizaphanian @IrreverendPod Because we're run by utter twitbiscuits. I know I'm preaching to the choir here. But do you know where can I join the pushback?

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They also took 90mins to come round when my front door was smashed in at midnight. I was woken up and investigated, which seems to have scared the would-be burglar away. I live alone. They watched the CCTV and decided he didn't look easy to find.

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What happened to the police? I remember about 20yrs ago reporting a houseful of nuisances. I was asked, "Are they members of a CommUUUUnity?" I wondered what on earth that had to do with anything.

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They gave up on holding a hit and run driver to account after they hospitalised another parishioner for weeks. That really angered me.

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@koshercockney There's always a tweet, and he never lets you reply to it.

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@AntisemitismEye I'm sorry this organisation attempted to disrupt and very glad the centre volunteers stood up to it.

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@GoldenAKMs @wrathofgnon You don't have to start off religious, only curious. In our parish church you will find people in leadership and the pews who know what we believe and why.

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@leazlemacweazle @London_W4 I will accept spare kittens if that helps with the workflow.

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@MorEdge_Insight @BigPopz72 Capital Punishment Day - one day a month all crimes are capital crimes with instant payback (after appointing a sound police force*). The date is random but although it's announced in advance the low impulse control crowd won't remember. *ok, this bit needs work

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@London_W4 Do grocers not deliver to boats, or do you just prefer to multitask?

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@JoshuaGarfield Often, the enemy of your enemy is just someone who is wrong about a slightly different set of things.

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@visegrad24 OK, shut yourselves in a cold dark box. Or an unbearably hot and stuffy box. Either way the rest of us never want to see any of you ever again.