♡Sarah-naded♡

@imafiretruck is the wet to my whistle!!! @OfficialVerde should be your favorite band!

[Freckled Warrior @WarriorFreckled]

I've nicknamed your wang 'Chung' because I plan on doing it tonight.

[Kent the Great @kentgrossarth]

Sign: "No alcohol past this point."

Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now.

[Scanda~Liz @thisislizz]

I wish I was as high as my IDGAF level is this morning.

[♡Sarah-naded♡ @tri_cookie]

Thank you! @AutumnSummersun you're a doll! ♡

[Mmmkay? @missekay]

Thumb wars, in fact, are a valid form of conflict resolution.

[♡Sarah-naded♡ @tri_cookie]

Sarah = 0 ; Flu = 1 + my lungs + my voice + my soul.

Selfish asshole!

[Miss Moneypenny @MoneypennyNaked]

Some people look at you but can't see you; listen, but never hear what you say; spend time with you but never get to know the person you are

[Bryan @BryanThadizzler]

You wouldn't notice my flaws if you were busy, minding your own fucking business...

[Buddy ❤️☮️ @Chelsea_Buddy]

I have nothing profound or important to say so I will refrain from wasting your time and data plans with the banal minutia of my life
Thanks

[Ge𝗇𝗂us @genuiusterminal]

Here’s to the girls who grew up playing in dirt, always ran outside barefoot and wasn’t afraid to be one of the boys.

<~~totally that girl

[Katie K ✧ @k8ieokay]

Letting someone into my preferred music library feels kind of like letting them peer into a section of my soul.

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck.

[LlamaLlamaLlama @nittunisia]

Take your doom and shove it up your gloom. I don't need it today.

[LlamaLlamaLlama @nittunisia]

There are days I think I'm crazy. There are the other days that I KNOW I am.

[♡Sarah-naded♡ @tri_cookie]

Some people you just wanna run right the fuck over in your car, hit reverse, and repeat ab 60 fucking times!

[Richard Harris @RichHarris2]

Exploration is living.

[war + peace @thesunandstorm]

Some people you're just meant to get in trouble with

[philosophy of mind💙💛 @nakedlaughing]

I've never done finger guns because I have huge cannons called tits.