Scott Paskoff

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus told Me he will no longer be dying for Trump's sins.

"Fuck that guy," he said.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taking a floating paint chip out of the Reflecting Pool is vandalism.

Smearing shit on the walls of the Capitol is patriotism.

Got it.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

When two sides trade fire, it's not a ceasefire.

[Scott Paskoff @tribefan22]

RT @cavs: 🤩 Cleveland supporting Cleveland. Anytime, any place.

@CleGuardians | #LetEmKnow

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization.

She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I can't take the gaslighting, guys. I really can't. Conservatives are now running around saying "Iran has been waging war on us for 47 years." Okay then why didn't any of you call for an attack on Iran at any point until now? Why didn't you make a case for Trump "ending the war, not starting it" until precisely the moment when Trump did it? You and I both know that you are latching onto a talking point you never used until 45 seconds ago. You and I both know that almost every conservative influencer in the business was opposed to war with Iran until just now. And now you're trying to use justifications that stretch back decades. It doesn't make any sense. If you changed your mind, fine. Say so. Explain why. You're allowed to change your mind. I've changed my mind about things. But don't try to rewrite history. Be honest about it. There's too much at stake to play these games.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Remarkable how shook Fox is by the footage of Trump wearing a tacky campaign hat to a dignified transfer

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

They “made the mistake” because they didn’t want to show Trump with a baseball cap on.

@FoxNews rivals North Korean TV

[Covie @covie_93]

I don't think they know what imminent means.

[Rick Reilly @ReillyRick]

A guy who dodged a war (with a fake injury) just started a war (from his country club) that he promised he'd never start (that his family will never have to fight) while wearing a golf hat.
This guy is a greasy orange stain on our country.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

That’s the way it is.

They give orders from a beach club, some other Americans die in a desert.

They make money off the government, everyone else owes more.

They get away with crimes, and the people who protest them get arrested and even killed. And on and on. The way it is.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

How much more open does he need to be before people accept that he’s telling the truth about his intentions. He’s going to screw with the election, and he and his cronies are not ceding power. January 6th was a test, and we failed it. Stop minimizing what he’s flat out saying.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

This is the United States, not Russia. Our law-enforcement officers are our fellow citizens. They are not masked strangers hiring themselves out as goons to the government.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

actually in a free country grown adults who have worked their ass off to achieve success in their field can say whatever the hell they want. And it doesn’t matter if the self-appointed national Hall Monitor doesn’t like it.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Worth stating plainly: when Olympic athletes criticize the Trump agenda as damaging to American ideals and the GOP responds with threats and calls to silence them, it literally validates the criticism.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

The Constitution isn’t optional.

The point of the Fourth Amendment’s warrant requirement is to hassle the government.

It’s supposed to be difficult to search or arrest people. That’s not a bug; that’s a feature of our American republic.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Only one Catherine O'Hara, and now none. Heartbreaking.