Tim

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Ozempic is decimating the PAWG community. Feels like I’m watching rhinos get their horns snatched day after day.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Sources tell me that #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson went up to a crying Mark Andrews in the Ravens locker room and gave him a hug and a deep passionate kiss that lasted for at least 15 seconds. That's the type of leadership you expect from a soon to be 3x MVP.

[Zach Rosas @ZachRosas2]

What's going on here?

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

I know the holidays are tough and add all of this political turmoil to the mix and you have a potent recipe for mental distress—but I am seriously considering starting to mask up in public, but out more of a sexual fetish kind of thing if that makes sense.

[Chris Faga @ChrisFromBklyn]

I just Glock Tuah shoot at that thang.

[Sir Robert Levy 🎤 @levy_sir]

Dear @liamgallagher my nephew from Ireland @TheHughezy who is a tad touched waited & cried for days to get tickets to the Ireland show . He didn’t . I spent the last 2 days rubbing his abnormal forehead to comfort him . Please 🙏 just 2 tickets . Ty

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

This week marks the 32nd anniversary of the @ATFHQ and @FBI siege at Ruby Ridge.

The events at Ruby Ridge could happen to anyone. An ATF informant manipulated an American citizen, who had no intention of doing any harm to anyone, simply because of his views. Mr. Weaver lost his son and his wife, and then was found not guilty of any charges.

The “gotcha” anti-Second Amendment laws are not there to keep you safe, they are there to keep you in line.

GOA will continue to fight the Biden-Harris Administration’s attempts to further empower these rogue agencies and to end the National Firearms Act, the Gun Control Act, and the Cornyn-Murphy Compromise.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I’m selling clean piss now through Memorial Day.

4 oz.: $25
16 oz.: $90
28 oz. Gatorade bottle: $110 with $10 being donated to the R. Kelly Legal Fund

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Guys don’t forget to charge all of your technological devices tonight!!!

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

Patrick Mahomes turning around to see a flag for roughing the passer https://t.co/WUdZdrFEa4

[Tim @tripleogtim]

@luisjgomez @gasdigital I'm 5/7/2016. Still got the original price which is pretty nice

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

Underground NYC!

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

God gives his toughest customer service battles to his soldiers with the thickest Indian accents.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Had to flip the sunglasses into sport mode 😂
https://t.co/PaZ4Z8OVuC

[glick attachment @cashgangrott]

you crazy af buying Five Guys from doordash might as well buy a Hellcat

[HaskHole 🇨🇦 @HaskHole]

Air blow job #NFL #DallasCowboys

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Honestly relieved to know we have at least one member of Congress who is still spry enough to jack somebody off at the theater.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Love this. Told about @KeithOlbermann cheering his Achilles injury over @AaronRodgers12 not getting his booster, Rodgers responds: “Get your fifth booster, Keith.”

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I had to attend the Danelo Cavalcante press conference because I knew no one else would ask the questions that needed to be asked. Also, they were very polite in asking me to leave.