Chris U

would rather be playing golf, skiing or watching #mcfc

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@LouStagner Which launch monitor do you use? I think this is the key part - actual proof of what you’re doing.

[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone from all of us at Pinehurst! Let's share a gift!

RT this for a chance for you and your guest to play Pinehurst No. 2 as well as The Cradle, and stay with us at The Carolina Hotel.

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@sid_lambert Boggle

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@Bakes500 Sure you can’t fault him for the loss, but you can definitely for huge jug avoidance.

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@dpatto1 @DaveHorsey @Keners2104 @GOVUK @EnglandGolf @Sport_England There are rules for exercising outdoors with a person from another household already. There is no ‘special’ exemption here. Golf fits within the current safe framework. If anything it has been ‘specially’ excluded.

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@Bakes500 @Seanflynn73 Agree Bakes. Starting is the most vulnerable time for a batsman. If you only have to do it once then you minimise that vulnerable time... if watchman gets out it’s not ideal obviously but you weren’t relying on him to get big runs the next day!

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@susie_dent @MottinghamBoys this sums up you and chocolate caramel digestives circa 06/07

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@GreatGolfHoles Don’t go left here @thunderhorseDB

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@dannywallace Knew he’d forget about Quasar

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@MottinghamBoys @cmclassicsquads @aguerosergiokun @cm9798 Top drawer

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@MottinghamBoys Aneke is only a slight misspelling away from being a great.

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@Arjpk Yeh of course the conflict of interest and cronyism is the story. But why not use the fact that someone involved in a minor way used to be a banker to get more clicks - the bloke’s background is irrelevant to the story, it’s playing on prejudice suggesting all bankers are evil

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@Arjpk That is the core point of the story. The headline is deliberately misleading to prey on prejudices from 2008, which is an issue yes. Absolute click bait.

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@Arjpk If Billy told you to jump off a cliff...

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@Arjpk Since when is Ayanda Capital a bank?

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@bobservant @joshlenthall

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@brianmoore666 But I don’t want guitar lessons!!! @rickygervais

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@joshlenthall Dr Jacinta... degrading to a GP

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

I honestly had no idea my parental instincts were so terrible.

[Chris U @trishnelka]

@thunderhorseDB Even @rickygervais doesn’t write cringe inducing comedy like this!