Turd Ferguson

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

Why can’t these hackers do something meaningful for once? Like erase all records of my mortgage balance. Something that would actually make a difference for Americans.

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@3YearLetterman Hat comes with a guarantee to enrage a blue haired chick with a septum piercing

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@khamenei_ir Sounds a lot like what Japan said in the 1940’s

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Benjamin Franklin dropped the F-Bomb 13 times during his inaugural address in honor of the 13 original states

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@3YearLetterman @CourtAnne1225 @Hooters @seniorlivingexp “Fuckin, Cornwallis can suck a dick!”
- George Washington 1781
- (Probably)

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@NathanV1983 @elonmusk @teslasi This sounds a lot like what the horse drawn carriage operators might have said 125 years ago

[Caleb | Blackout @blackouttrades]

I know a banger when I see one. Trump and @elonmusk are back.

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@melgibsonhq If I were in this situation, I’d feel it as a threat to the safety of myself and children

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@HustleBitch_ If I were in this situation, I’d feel it as a threat to the safety of myself and children

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@BoLoudon You will still have “T-Mobile” AT&T or Verizon as your carrier. These are just MVNO networks they’ll lease from telecom companies that actually build the infrastructure

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@CubanOnlyTrump Well, technically you’ll still have “T-Mobile” as your carrier, or AT&T / Verizon. This is just a resell MVNO network

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

.@elonmusk didn't play the game. He CHANGED the game. I believe there's going to be a time, when politics have moved on, that society will acknowledge not only what he's done, but what he's sacrificed for this country and humanity.

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@kylenabecker Riots, looting, and burning shit down soon to follow. This playbook is too predictable 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@BuckSexton Can’t believe the dude lasted 5 months with that.

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@_emergent_ The images are pretty clear but I doubt many arrests will be made. Positive identification (name, plate number etc) and law enforcement resource limitations will likely hinder this. For all the footage we’ve seen of this recently, there are very few arrests

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@amuse CNN is reporting these were “Fiery but mostly peaceful Tesla protesters”

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@ArtCandee @marcorubio

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@frontlinekit @ZelenskyyUa 100% agree with you. You absolutely should book the next flight to Ukraine and fight the Russian army to the end

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@alx CNN is all over Big Balls!! They’ve got Big Balls in their sights! If they get hold of Big Balls they’re going to grab on and slap em around a bit.

[Turd Ferguson @trollceratops24]

@elonmusk @DOGE Meanwhile over on CNN …